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John Marwood

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MISS T registered longest ago, and John Marwood registered most recently.


Where did I go wrong?
 

Withnail

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Two for the price of one.

The OE word for 'foreigner' was weahlish, from which we derive the word 'Welsh'. Which is one.

And for another, one of the most common place names in England (though disappointingly not in the top ten) is Walton - we have two within the borough that i know of, one in Stone and one on-the-Hill - which translates as 'the village of the foreigners', ie the 'foreigners' that were here before the 'immigrants' came and presumably took all their jobs/women etc...

Which essentially means that despite the incursion of the Germanic upstarts, there were pockets of indigenous peoples in our midsts.

What objections they may have had toward urban expansion are unrecorded, though experience may tell us that they were probably in the 'anti' camp.
 

Withnail

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... it actually means Little Britain, which amuses me, no end...
No doubt the 'Welsh' would be, or indeed are, mortified.

Interestingly (or not etc) a 'true Brit' is nothing of the sort - the 'Brit' ish were almost entirely wiped out by the 'Angle' ish. Or so we have been led to believe - of course the commonness of 'Walton' as a place name automatically undermines this thesis.

Not all roses though, it would appear that the Welsh that didn't have the foresight to retreat to Wales became slaves of the Angleish.

Not hugely sure of the old 'ins and outs' of the subsequent developments, but i do happen to know that by 1000AD or so, one person would set you back the same amount of monies as that required for ten cows.

Now i like cows, but i also like people, but which is best...
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
No doubt the 'Welsh' would be, or indeed are, mortified.
I suspect that they don't know. The Welsh, and others, use the English term 'Little Britain' to mean what would be left of the UK if Scotland goes, which is very confusing to the people that have gone.
 

Withnail

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Irish doesn't really have a proper word for ...
I was once told that the word for 'helicopter' in 'Irish' literally translates as 'flying spider' - but i was told this by someone who i had every reason not to believe - is this true?
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I was once told that the word for 'helicopter' in 'Irish' literally translates as 'flying spider' - but i was told this by someone who i had every reason not to believe - is this true?
No - héileacaptar - but, then, helicopter itself is not far off 'flying snail', is it..?

Anthony Fokker's first real aircraft was called 'Spin' - Dutch for 'spider', I understand.
Photo1_FokkerSpin.jpg
 

Withnail

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They don't have a bit on 'the flag'
I've long been a bit surprised that, at the very least, the dragon was not considered to be a part of the design - here are the early thoughts upon the matter -

union_flag-designs2.jpg


- one can only suppose the subjugation of the wealish was so complete that they could even be insulted semaphorically by then.

Imagine a Union Flag with a kick-ass Dragon in the middle of it, a la Sri Lanka's flag, and you can see where i'm coming from.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I was once told that the word for 'helicopter' in 'Irish' literally translates as 'flying spider' - but i was told this by someone who i had every reason not to believe - is this true?

No - héileacaptar - but, then, helicopter itself is not far off 'flying snail', is it..?

And, of course, the 'Flying Snail' was the logo of CIÉ, back in the old days..

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They had lots of different vehicles - trains, buses, trams, lorries, etc. - but I don't think they ever had a helicopter.
 

Withnail

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In 1320, cockchafers (as a species) were taken to court in Avignon. They were ordered to leave town and relocate to a specially designated area, or be outlawed.

All cockchafers who failed to comply were collected and killed.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I've long been a bit surprised that, at the very least, the dragon was not considered to be a part of the design - here are the early thoughts upon the matter -

union_flag-designs2.jpg


- one can only suppose the subjugation of the wealish was so complete that they could even be insulted semaphorically by then.

Imagine a Union Flag with a kick-ass Dragon in the middle of it, a la Sri Lanka's flag, and you can see where i'm coming from.

One sometimes sees a Union Flag upside down, but Manchester City Council surpassed themselves yesterday and today.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-24906040

Where the bloody hell did they get it from?

Ah, well - at least they had the thick side up by the pole...
 
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