Cameron still a Wanker

Withnail

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I think that if it really comes down to it, if the Conservative Party dared to elect Jacob Cream Cracker as the Leader of the Conservative Party, which would make him Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, it would essentially be a declaration of war against the Commons of these Isles.

The idea that such an individual deserves the recognition as the representative of my fellow countrymen is anathema to me.

I would have no option but to take up arms against his Government, and fight for the rights of my fellow Britons to choose another if this were to happen.

We find ourselves in dangerous times, but it would be remiss of us if we were not willing to respond with corresponding gravity.
 

Tilly

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You must get out more

Peter Shilton loves him

There are a lot of Shiltons

Shilton

He's an absolute Shilton
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
I think that if it really comes down to it, if the Conservative Party dared to elect Jacob Cream Cracker as the Leader of the Conservative Party, which would make him Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, it would essentially be a declaration of war against the Commons of these Isles.

The idea that such an individual deserves the recognition as the representative of my fellow countrymen is anathema to me.

I would have no option but to take up arms against his Government, and fight for the rights of my fellow Britons to choose another if this were to happen.

We find ourselves in dangerous times, but it would be remiss of us if we were not willing to respond with corresponding gravity.
Don't worry. He won't.

It'll be Boris.

Everything will be absolutely fine.
 

Tilly

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Withnail

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I think that the most important story of our age is that Cameron was so convinced that the 2015 GE would return another Con/LibDem coalition that he could trash the LibDems reputation, and promise a referendum on EU Membership in the Conservative Party manifesto in the knowledge that he could drop it as the 'price' to pay for five more years in another coalition government.

It is also worth remembering that having good ideas is inherently dangerous - Nursey's brother once had a good idea and his foot fell off.
 

BobClay

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Dear Sir/Madam

I have to say I am utterly aghast at the title of this thread. Such disrespect and common yobbery. A true insult to wankers the world over by the comparison.

Outraged Citizen of Tunbridge Wells.

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