General Election 2017

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Should you train them anyway? A turkey has just as much right to vote for Christmas as vote against, that is democracy. If you try to change people's minds for what you see as right are you as bad as the media?
 

Mikinton

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A turkey has just as much right to vote for Christmas as vote against, that is democracy.
Some of them are even willing to pay £3 for the privilege.

ETA It gets worse; some turkeys were even willing to pay £25.
 
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Mikinton

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Best one I've seen.

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John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
* stupidly deep cinema-trailer-style voice *

Coming to a Polling Station near you...

The most cynical election ever...

Brought to you by the administration that introduced the Fixed Term Parliament Act...

Starring - The Woman who said she'd never call an election because it would be the WRONG THING TO DO...

And - The Man who was uncomfortable when asked whether he wanted to be Prime Minister...

PLUS a supporting cast of literally NO ONE you've ever heard of...

This, not really Spring but not quite Summer, but not really in any sort of time for anyone to really get their sh!t together, erm...season, yes that'll have to do, join us on an adventure into the heart of a Nation.

Theresa, a shy wallflower, is overwhelmed by her sudden promotion to 'most liked' upon the death of her predecessor. Assuming the mantle of power she is thrown into her hardest challenge yet...

Jeremy, not as shy as perhaps he should be, is overwhelmed by his sudden promotion to [yes we've read this bit, can we move on]... Assuming the mantle of [ yes we read that bit too]...

The questions remain...

WILL Theresa find the love she desperately longs for?

WILL Jeremy find a love that exists beyond the circle he has built?

WILL anyone be quite sure of any alternatives within such a limited time-span?

ELECTION 2017...

You know when you've been Tangoed.

* /stupidly deep cinema-trailer-style voice *

Have you been to another children's party in Scotland?
 

Withnail

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I once went to a wedding in Scotland.

The night before, staying as i was with the Groom-To-Be, we went for a 'quick one' at his local.

In the five minute walk to said local, i was given VERY strict instructions as to the etiquette to be observed therein.

I was NOT, under ANY circumstances, to accept ANY offer of a drink from ANYBODY. To do so would thereby lock us in to a path of destruction from which there would be no escape. This was made VERY clear to me.

We got in and out without incident.

I have absolutely NO reason to think that children's parties in Scotland operate under any other jurisdiction.

If you are being in some way oblique then you have lost me, but if i had my time again...
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
I once went to a wedding in Scotland.

The night before, staying as i was with the Groom-To-Be, we went for a 'quick one' at his local.

In the five minute walk to said local, i was given VERY strict instructions as to the etiquette to be observed therein.

I was NOT, under ANY circumstances, to accept ANY offer of a drink from ANYBODY. To do so would thereby lock us in to a path of destruction from which there would be no escape. This was made VERY clear to me.

We got in and out without incident.

I have absolutely NO reason to think that children's parties in Scotland operate under any other jurisdiction.

If you are being in some way oblique then you have lost me, but if i had my time again...

You need to read the Russian billionaire owed Independent
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Actually they appeared to declare war on us a couple of days ago.

Either way, this is just silly season posturing by all sides until things settle down after the French, British and German elections.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
She now says the EU statements are deliberately timed to interfere with the election process, surely calling an election 3 weeks after signing article 50 was the problem!
 
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