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Thehooperman

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Fyi. Enjoy :)
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Thehooperman

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A nice evening in there tonight - one of our crew was caught snogging a staff member and another was removed under blue lights, but all was well otherwise.

So who's been snogging Terry, then. He's a Scouse fan you know?

And what flavour of blue lights? No sign of any fire damage today so I assume it was either ambulance or plod :)
 

Gramaisc

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So who's been snogging Terry, then. He's a Scouse fan you know?

And what flavour of blue lights? No sign of any fire damage today so I assume it was either ambulance or plod :)
Not Terry - it was Beckie, and she wasn't a totally innocent victim, to be fair to the perpetrator.

The uniforms were green and the subject has been released from custody this morning - currently under house arrest.
 

Gramaisc

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The Bird have a beer called Three Shillings and sixpence on so I offered Mark the barman 20p and told him to keep the change.

He didn't get it so I guess he'll be a bit scuppered post Brexit :)
A bloke at the boot sale wanted offers for something that I fancied, so I offered him thirty bob.

"Oh no, I want at least 50p for it!"

So, I got it for a third of what I'd offered him.
 

Trumpet

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Quite a few years ago returning from Wales we stopped off at Welshpool. There was an old chap with a small trailer piled high with corn on the cob outside the market hall with a sign saying four for a guinea. Had four off him and handed over £1.05. He told me that I was the first person that had offered the right money all day, all previous punters having handed over £1.10.
 
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