European Penis Size

Tilly

Well-Known Forumite
Sir

I'm baffled by the English and their obsession with making their cars extremely noisy

Rather like a child in the playground seeking attention, I've noted on my return visit, ridiculous exhaust noises and obsessive revving of soupy engines

Surely all these boy racers can't all have tiny penises

I imagine they still live at home with Mom

And she's put the stoppers on watching porn on the family wifi .

Does owning a twatish car really make up for it?


We must be told

Actually

On second thoughts
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Sir

I'm baffled by the English and their obsession with making their cars extremely noisy

Rather like a child in the playground seeking attention, I've noted on my return visit, ridiculous exhaust noises and obsessive revving of soupy engines

Surely all these boy racers can't all have tiny penises

I imagine they still live at home with Mom

And she's put the stoppers on watching porn on the family wifi .

Does owning a twatish car really make up for it?


We must be told

Actually

On second thoughts

Read that just as 2 knobheads roared past in their Corsas. Both making that noise, I think it's called a dump valve?? Someone please put me right.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Doubt it on a boy racer Corsa.
Was it like a whistling sound when they changed gear?
There seems to be a fashion for artificially generated dump valve sounds, played over under bonnet speakers at the moment. There's an arse in a blue Clio goes round town with one.
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
I have never been convinced about the supposed correlation between penis size and car ownership.

I have second dibs on a Peugeot something-or-other.

By rights my penis should be absolutely enormous.

And yet it is not.
 

Cue

Well-Known Forumite
There seems to be a fashion for artificially generated dump valve sounds, played over under bonnet speakers at the moment. There's an arse in a blue Clio goes round town with one.

That’ll be the one I can always hear from outside our house. Annoying little twat.

You have to smirk a little though, they have all that noise but none of the actual horsepower or acceleration to back it up, it’s very rare I see one of them pull away faster than my own car. All bark, no bite.

@Glam the dump valve is the whistling noise you’ll sometimes hear them make.
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
@Glam the dump valve is the whistling noise you’ll sometimes hear them make.
Had a Mondeo go past us earlier, the noises it was making were more than annoying. Shame the driver looked more like my age (55) than a daft teenage boy racer.
 

Noah

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Had one of them go by the other day who had clearly put some castor oil in his petrol so that it smelt as though he was using Castrol R racing oil. Didn't know the idiot faction still thought that it impressed people.
 
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