Stoopid Pictures: The Pictures Strike Back.

BobClay

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Got every clock except one. (Two are radio controlled so they're good.) Bloody immersion heater timer, miss that one every time. Still clocks going back aren't so bad, I just get third degree burns instead of pneumonia in the shower. :slayer:
 

Gramaisc

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A rare photo from Stonehenge of staff putting the clocks back an hour.

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Only a total fool would fall for that.


It's obviously Avebury.
 

BobClay

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Modern Halloween demons, much more horrific than all that hobgoblin crap. :heyhey: (Also applies to sellers of double glazing and sitch.)

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Noah

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i made some snacks for the locals out of what was left in the cupboard :twisted: ..

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You could add Crappy or Plopsie breakfast cereals from France, Plops savoury snacks from Germany, Cock Drops cocktail bitters from Cyprus, Arse wine from Spain, Prik, a fizzy drink from the Netherlands, Pee Cola from Ghana and Nora Nackers biscuits, Bums biscuits and Dribbly lemonade.
 

Gramaisc

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You could add Crappy or Plopsie breakfast cereals from France, Plops savoury snacks from Germany, Cock Drops cocktail bitters from Cyprus, Arse wine from Spain, Prik, a fizzy drink from the Netherlands, Pee Cola from Ghana and Nora Nackers biscuits, Bums biscuits and Dribbly lemonade.
Or Pschitt pop, Grated Fanny tuna - Tesco actually sell Cock flavour soup.

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Gramaisc

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There's no point anyhows, he's still altering the times on all his clocks!
I have not deviated from Summer Time here since the early 1980s.

I do change the clock in the car, as I use that to deal with all the weird local people who insist on pretending that Sun has moved suddenly in the sky.
 

BobClay

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Reminds of an old Russian joke: "A man with one clock always knows the time, but a man with two clocks is never quite sure … " :heyhey:
 

Perrier

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You could add Crappy or Plopsie breakfast cereals from France, Plops savoury snacks from Germany, Cock Drops cocktail bitters from Cyprus, Arse wine from Spain, Prik, a fizzy drink from the Netherlands, Pee Cola from Ghana and Nora Nackers biscuits, Bums biscuits and Dribbly lemonade.

Or Pschitt pop, Grated Fanny tuna - Tesco actually sell Cock flavour soup.


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Or enjoy a steaming cup of refreshing Urinal.

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Thanks for the ideas guys :)
i may just set up a street party instead :P
 
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