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Gramaisc

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Sandon Road Shell did, the last time I went there, but that was some years ago now - after it changed hands and the prices were jacked up - and before the flood damage closed it for a while.
 

littleme

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The big Tesco in town does it, only one I know but I don't get out much in case the bears jump out from the cracks in the pavement
you always avoid
the cracks in the pavement

not for fear of bears or monsters
or breaking your mother’s back

but because you are only
two millimetres wide


https://www.bearsandbuds.com/columns/Lines-Squares-Poem.asp

Whenever I walk in a London street,
I'm ever so careful to watch my feet;
And I keep in the squares,
And the masses of bears,
Who wait at the corners all ready to eat
The sillies who tread on the lines of the street
Go back to their lairs,
And I say to them, "Bears,
Just look how I'm walking in all the squares!"

And the little bears growl to each other, "He's mine,
As soon as he's silly and steps on a line."
And some of the bigger bears try to pretend
That they came round the corner to look for a friend;
And they try to pretend that nobody cares
Whether you walk on the lines or squares.
But only the sillies believe their talk;
It's ever so portant how you walk.
And it's ever so jolly to call out, "Bears,
Just watch me walking in all the squares!"
 
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The Hawk

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