The President of the United States of America.

EasMid

Well-Known Forumite
What a farking system!!
They’re now reporting that the final results may not be known for a few days yet as military postal votes don’t have to be in until the deadline of 9th November.
World leaders my arse. I bet the election broadcasts are being shown uncensored in China to show how democracy works.
 
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tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Trump has under funded the postal system deliberately to try to stop votes getting through on time, he knows postal votes will not be for him.
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
I've decided to abandon my 'alien spaceship hiding in the asteroid belt and aiming an insanity beam at the Earth' theory.

I'm pretty sure the aliens have held a board meeting and watching our news broadcasts, have decided that an insanity beam is the very last thing that's needed down here.

The very definition of the word superfluous.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
It will be interesting to see what the Republican Party does about him.

He could waste the next four years for them, when they could be grooming a proper candidate.
It will be interesting to see what the Secret Service will do about him. Would you really want to give your life for Trump if you were them?
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Hopefully they'll act like they do with Johnson in this photo, hide behind him in case of snipers :D

r

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-u...s-joe-biden-on-u-s-election-win-idUKKBN27N0QM
 

EasMid

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What will Trump do next...
1/ Spend a couple of weeks trying court action.
2/ Step down early December.
3/ Miraculously get a presidential pardon from Spence. Hey presto no more worries about tax evasion etc etc. (Anyone remember tricky Dickie Nixon.)
Any bets anyone??
Alternatively, does anyone know of a decent grassy knoll close to a Scottish golf course?
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
When America set sail it cut loose.

It is not your, nor my, problem now.

The old, rich, white guy won.

No, not that one, the other one.

Let us all rejoice that the interests of old, rich, white guys will prevail.
 

Studio Tan

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Let us all rejoice that the interests of old, rich, white guys will prevail

Give the Rednecks their due, they did vote in an old, rich, orange guy.
 
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