Recent content by Guvnor

Reading or Watford? I'll go for Watford

Only in America A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that the cigars were lost 'in...

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their >lives. > > When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day >Mike > > says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played minor > > league football together for so many years. Please do me one...

Paul Scholes? Still thinking!

BBC gets a 'skill' for Dorman Diesels, those who have never heard of it deserve a 'cuffy' i reckon. What about 'the universal' or 'the labour club' on a saturday afternoon hey?

So if the above was back in the Ford for the weekend, what should he be doing? Imagine Rugby is on the list, but what else, answers on a post card please.

my name = Sweet thugs smart, i appear to be a thug, but sweet!

whats p&p??

Carol Smiley at Wimbledon Tennis Champs, and i said "alright Carol"!

Apparently you can have sleep overs at Londons Science Musuem, thats on me Santa list!

your forgetting about the train!

I was an extra on Doctors once, suddenly my career went down the pan!

twas just the start of things to come

Good on Mr Frisby, legend!

albright then maybe? he's got a motorbike and a south african mate