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Hothouse Flower

Hothouse Flower

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Withnail said:
That's one sizeable squirrel.

If you knew what i do, you'd more than likely know who i am.
mannered janitor.
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So there is only one of you then.

You say if you know what you do then we know who you are.

So for example of you were. Fireman, teacher, public service officer,
we would not know you. So you must be one of a kind.

You must be the Major then.
 
Withnail

Withnail

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Hothouse Flower said:
So there is only one of you then.

You say if you know what you do then we know who you are.

So for example iof you were.(sic) Fireman, teacher, public service officer,
we would not know you. So you must be one of a kind.

You must be the Major then.
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Quite apart from this making even less sense than me when i am making absolutely no sense whatsoever, i think it reasonable to assert that yes, there is only definitely one of me then.

May i divert you to the anonymity clause, lest i be 'outed' as Major Major Major Major.

-Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I've left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don't care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you've left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won't be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I'm not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

It was love at first sight...
 
Hothouse Flower

Hothouse Flower

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Withnail

I can only apologise for my late night ranting. Just reading it back now and it all comes across as ridiculous and rude.

I'm really sorry.

I would like to say what I meant to say but I have no idea what that was.
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Hothouse Flower said:
Withnail

I can only apologise for my late night ranting. Just reading it back now and it all comes across as ridiculous and rude.

I'm really sorry.

I would like to say what I meant to say but I have no idea what that was.
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I can loan you my internet breatherliser if it helps
 
Withnail

Withnail

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Hothouse Flower said:
Why else would you be so secretive?
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Just to clarify... it's not that i'm in any way famous, or remotely important or nuffink. It's more that if you knew what i did you'd know where i was, and you might come and shout at me or sumfink. It's a risk i'm not willing to take.

There's still definitely only one of me though, which is probably for the best. :)
 
Glam

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Hothouse Flower said:
Got it.

There might only be one of you but there are loads like you.

Perhaps you can be found in Mill St?

Traffic warden.
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That's what I thought. I can't think of anyone else in town I would shout at, or 'sumfink'.
Saying that, there is a cute 1 that sometimes walks round Sainsburys car park.

If there was a bloke walking round town, looking like Richard E Grant, I would have definately noticed him ;)
 
Hothouse Flower

Hothouse Flower

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He could be that rubbish busker who stands on the road opposite Gregs. I really want to shout at him to pack it in.

Not to be confused with the good busker that sometimes stands in the same place.
 
Glam

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
He could also be the fire blowing bloke. Don't want be rude, but he needs a good hosing down with de-greaser and could do with a hair cut too.
 
Hothouse Flower

Hothouse Flower

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Withnail said:
What an extraordinary extrapolation.

Nice buffet?
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Thank you, yes. Pleasant enough but it started at half past six so by 11 we had had our fill of food, drink, and polite company.

I think perhaps what was missing was some music and/or a karaoke machine.

Much more fun to come on here and take the mickey out of you.

Well.....come on.....you know us girlies don't like secrets.
 
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