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Help finding warm and loving companionship
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Trumpet
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I'm just getting too old!
Helen Goff
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Theres pills for that
Gramaisc
Forum O. G.
There's plenty of pills that will stop you getting any older.
Helen Goff
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Yes the more of them you take the quicker you stop getting any older
2Unlimited
A few posts under my belt
pff no resultat of my search yet 
proactive
Enjoying a drop of red.
Bloody hell, you must be one hell of an ugly bugger or (and) have a serious personal hygiene problem, if you've not been able to get a shag in a month. Especially as Cannock and Rugeley are only a 20 minute bus ride away...pff no resultat of my search yet
Obviously there are plenty of punters for those who advertise 'personal services', although I've known anyone who admitted to.
Remember a few months ago a news article where the Police had been called where a man complained about a prostitute he visited not being up to the perceived standard going by the advertisement. I'd have thought it was more a case for trading standards but how you can judge whether someone to be a 'Blonde Stunner' is open to debate ( having blonde hair might be a starting point).
Remember a few months ago a news article where the Police had been called where a man complained about a prostitute he visited not being up to the perceived standard going by the advertisement. I'd have thought it was more a case for trading standards but how you can judge whether someone to be a 'Blonde Stunner' is open to debate ( having blonde hair might be a starting point).
Gramaisc
Forum O. G.
http://www.staffordforum.com/xf/index.php?threads/man-reports-ugly-prostitute-to-the-police.12088/
Help finding warm and loving companionship?
We do have kittens, cats and guinea pigs currently available.
Helen Goff
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From reading this forum i understand wales is only 12 miles away. I believe welsh sheep are very obliging.
Just take your wellies
Just take your wellies
proactive
Enjoying a drop of red.
An odd alternative to a condom but each to their own.
Goldilocks
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pff no resultat of my search yet
Ha ha ha I'm crying at reading these comments!
Go on POF and if nothing comes of that buy a blow up doll.
Read this...
http://www.returnofkings.com/5927/how-to-get-laid-on-plenty-of-fish
Then sign up to this...
http://www.pof.com/createprofilemobile.aspx?autologinid=cfoodqkwnzyoyst5swsakeys&user_id=85930323
Judging by everyone's comments I'm thinking maybe your mum should of swallowed.. Just a thought
Goldilocks
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wmrcomputers
Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
Goldilocks
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Ha ha ha the joys of banter... Never a dull moment.
He's gone a little quiet so maybe he got lucky.. Good old POF bringing people together.
He's gone a little quiet so maybe he got lucky.. Good old POF bringing people together.
proactive
Enjoying a drop of red.
gon2seed
(and me! - Ed)
You don't visit this hallowed portal for ages, and when you do, you find it has been taken over by smut, people talking about ladies of the night, and erstwhile sober forumites gabling about, and even promulgating a variety of immoral, potentially unhealthy, ill-legal and frankly immoral practices!! 
The Venerable Mrs Seed was right! Spending too much time on here, twiddling with you mouse (joystick!), can seriously damage your well being!
