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Withnail

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This seems unusually elaborate.

Before sexual congress people normally discard clothes - just use those...
 

Jade-clothing

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Haha I laughed so much at this I nearly spilled coffee on my PJs.
I particularly liked the line (after the bit about the popping candy) - If I saw someone advancing on my foof with a mouthful of crackling sweets I'd kick him in the face.
 

Gadget

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Things have certainly gotten weirder on the old parenting forums. Been many years since I ran away from them at speed lol I often wonder (when i'm bored) if they are still as hatefully bitchy. Then I remember I don't want to find out lol
I think they were on to something with the t-shirt idea, it would sell quite well I reckon pmsl
 

db

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i've seen a few mums i know on facebook alluding to a "penis beaker", but just thought it was one of those stupid cliquey things girls do (like where they all post what colour bra they wear on a wednesday, or something, with no context or explanation, so that only "girls" get it) so didn't look into it further.. thank you, G, for bringing this genius slab of internet to my attention :rofl:
 

Gramaisc

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I wish I hadn't - I now find it difficult to drink from a pint pot without the phrase "on the flop" coming to mind...
 
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db

#chaplife
I wish I hadn't - I now find it difficult to drink from a pint pot without the phrase "on the flop" coming to mind...

i'm going to print up a load of Keep Calm and top up your Penis Beaker t-shirts and make a fortune.
 

Gramaisc

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Alee

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i just noticed db's penis beaker and had to come for a recap . i love it so much :fap:
 
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