I was watching BBC3 earlier (no, i don't know why either), which had on a stand up comedy show from Edinburgh that dated from post-2012 (Olympics) but pre-2014 (CG's). It featured a joke by a Glaswegian fellow that i thought was a bit of a steal, and what's more i could remember where from.
So i have been listening to this -
- and have been in tears.
If you do listen, be advised there is some pretty robust language but you
have to listen to the (2.) 'meat van guy' story. If you've not heard it before
( and props to Mr. juice-comedy and his now defunct Stafford FM show for bringing it to my attention), you really should.
The rest of it is also good, especially for the Primark lovers out there.