Punchlines

Wookie

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How big a smile can we raise by simply posting the last line of our favourite joke?
I'll start the ball rolling with:

"No, to make a list of people to bite."
 

db

#chaplife
Because there's 20 of them! :teef:


Lunar Scorpion said:
"Because he kneaded a poo."
no idea what the joke is, but so far this is the only punchline posted that made me LOL :D


edit: thanks to andreas for texting me the set-up for this punchline.. i will be giggling like a schoolgirl for the rest of the day now lol..
 

theflamingred

Well-Known Forumite
I haven't heard any good jokes for ages!

Here's a couple...

>> Blonde says "It's called 'Head Cleaner."

>> A Doberman in a playground.

>> A quarter pounder with cheese.
 

Sofa

I'm a Staffooooooordian
"... ended up covered in piss.". Does anyone recognise this punchline? If you do, then what is special about this joke?
 

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
Sofa said:
"... ended up covered in piss.". Does anyone recognise this punchline? If you do, then what is special about this joke?
Pheonix nights, in the toilets, Gerry "St Clare" Dignan aka the Saint, but I do not know the significance to which you refer, other than I don't really remember hearing the whole joke, just the punchline. Someone put me out of my misery ... please!
 

Sofa

I'm a Staffooooooordian
gon2seed said:
I don't really remember hearing the whole joke, just the punchline. Someone put me out of my misery ... please!
That is the special thing about that punchline - it has no joke, and that is the gag! Ta da!!!
 

simon

Ex Bare Nastyman
Cann't remember the show but my mate loved it and always used it himself....

...."and then I got off the bus!"
 

Mrs M

Well-Known Forumite
.........a fridge wearing a wrangler jacket

..........What, sid

.....Awww, what a shame and ders only two of us

..........come on fanny, we're not staying here to be insulted

.....sod it , £1.70, £1.70,£1.70
 

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
Sofa said:
That is the special thing about that punchline - it has no joke, and that is the gag! Ta da!!!
And a fine moment it is too, tears rolling down my face first time I watched it. Although it is lauded, I still think this series was underestimated, I can watch it over and over again.
 

Astro Boy

Pocket Rocket
Theres a good one in American History X where the punchline of one of the nazi inmates that Vinyard (stupidly) hangs out with is, ".......tell that to the pig I just f**cked!".

lovely.
 

onekord

A few posts under my belt
"..and after a week they were so disgusted with what they were doing they dug her up again!"
 
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