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Chris Moyles
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gon2seed
(and me! - Ed)
The only fella capable of doing Moyles justice is The Bard himself ...
(He) "appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours." A "cullionly brazen-faced hedge-pig!"
A "caluminous malmsey-nosed nut-hook!" A "spleeny hell-hated clotpole!" A "qualling earth-vexing pumpion!", An "errant pox-marked scullian!" A "mangled base-court foot-licker!", A "mammering beetle-headed pignut!".
I think you get the picture! I wish I could say that these fine insults were drawn effortlessly from memory, and my study of the great man, and all his works, but alas I must confess that you can find this treasure trove at Shakespearean Insulter, along with many more. Have fun.
P.S it was never the same after they got rid of The Hairy Monster, Simon Bates, and Kid Jensen!
(He) "appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours." A "cullionly brazen-faced hedge-pig!"
A "caluminous malmsey-nosed nut-hook!" A "spleeny hell-hated clotpole!" A "qualling earth-vexing pumpion!", An "errant pox-marked scullian!" A "mangled base-court foot-licker!", A "mammering beetle-headed pignut!".
I think you get the picture! I wish I could say that these fine insults were drawn effortlessly from memory, and my study of the great man, and all his works, but alas I must confess that you can find this treasure trove at Shakespearean Insulter, along with many more. Have fun.
P.S it was never the same after they got rid of The Hairy Monster, Simon Bates, and Kid Jensen!
Quack Quack oops, Yes I must say, DLT (who Wookies avatar looks very much like) was a favourite of mine but we have to move on and I think its time for Moylsie to move over (or even get shoved) he is starting to get monotinous. I have to say that I prefer him to Whiley though.
JediMindTrix
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lol A-men to that.jimbob23 said:
FooFighter
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As you clearly don't like the show, why do you keep listening?jimbob23 said:
Augustus Gloop
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I don't think he has much say in the matter since it's on an office stereo. Would that be correct?FooFighter said:
FooFighter
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Fair enough.
Have you suggested a rota?
I had to do this in an office that had clayhead radio on all day.
You could tell the time by which song was playing, I thought I was turning into Bill Murray.
Have you suggested a rota?
I had to do this in an office that had clayhead radio on all day.
You could tell the time by which song was playing, I thought I was turning into Bill Murray.
gon2seed
(and me! - Ed)
Gor blimey ain't that the truffe! When I have Signal inflicted on me, you can guarentee that Robbie will feature at least every half an hour. It's like admitting that the only decent thing ever to come out of the smog is the gurning crooner. Truely desperate, and also not true ... ErmFooFighter said:
Anthea Turner, Bruno Brookes ...erm
Jonathon Wilkes ...erm
Frank Bough... ah!
Yeah! Nick Hancock!
Yep! definitely got something better than Robbie ...
Step forward the Staffordshire Oatcake, a fine mouthful. Not those nasty rubbery ones available in supermarkets, but fresh ones harvested from the hills North of Tunstall, I travel North on a full moon, arriving just outside Fegg Hayes at dawn, and seek out mine in the birch scrub that abounds there. Great way to get the best Oaties, and excellent exercise too. Don't pick the young ones, leave them there to grow to full size. Happy hunting.
FooFighter
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Looks like a naturist chav/umpa lumpa with severe alopeciadirtybobby said:
Wookie
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My office go for Radio 1 these days. It's been worth having a submandibular abcess, multiple operations and holes in my jaw not to have to listen to it.
Mind you, before that we had Kerrang! on. Which is worse.
I've spent a lot of time over the last couple of weeks listening to an oldies station on 774MW - don't know if it runs in Stafford. It used to be a local Gloucester station, but now appears to be nationally syndicated for everything but local news. David Kid Jensen does the breakfast show - haven't heard him for years. I can count the songs I didn't like on a couple of hands...
/me vows to retune the office radio to Radio4 or BBC7 when people aren't listening.
Mind you, before that we had Kerrang! on. Which is worse.
I've spent a lot of time over the last couple of weeks listening to an oldies station on 774MW - don't know if it runs in Stafford. It used to be a local Gloucester station, but now appears to be nationally syndicated for everything but local news. David Kid Jensen does the breakfast show - haven't heard him for years. I can count the songs I didn't like on a couple of hands...
/me vows to retune the office radio to Radio4 or BBC7 when people aren't listening.
