Mr Lefroy Set To Make A Big Announcement On Monday ?

John Marwood

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He's managed to cut his own toenails!!

Is there no beginning to the talents of this political invisible man?

A press release will follow

One to one interviews with the big toenail clipping will be available after this press conference

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Designer engraved clippers now on sale in the House of Commons bar

Ends

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Sir BoD

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The itv news van has been parked outside the old Council buildings for the best part of the day. Nina Nannar nor Satnam Rana were available for comment.
 

ben0239

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I hope his announcement includes an apology............. His tenure in office has been a shambles. Downgraded hospital, the loss of the university and Beaconside campus, no notable improvements in the road infrastructure which continues to creak and some awful decisions made by his Government at the detriment of Stafford i.e HS2 and their inability to realise that the plans for the Rugby club are in the wrong place............ plus many, many more.

BTW I voted Conservatives (ducks for incoming)
 

1JKz

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Yeah but all of this wasn't his fault, i'd hear him say, all the work of the previous bunch init, or sumfink.

...it's always the previous bunch, do you not get the leaflets?
 

c0tt0nt0p

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My problem with him is for all the "issues" going on at the moment, especially with the hospital I'd expect him to be front and centre in the media. The reality is that he sits in the shadows throwing in odd notes about "asking my Rt Hon for an update on ....".

I was amazed he picked up an increased majority at the last Election....
 

Gareth

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In all fairness the roads have been creaking in stafford for years and we are getting the west byspass which the good of Stafford wanted, unless they have changed their minds ????? Plus tje lammascote road was a disaster which was completely redone.

the hospitals failing were well before his time but has done nowt. Bar prime minister intervention nobody can do anything as the powers that be beyond the town don't want it.

Staffs Uni going is no bad thing as it is utter tosh and is to be replaced by the chinese anyway. Let's face it they know more than us about education.

throw in hosts and hosts of new developments, housing and less jobless.

he has the hospital on his cv and he shouldn't as bloody abscent ad he is and I am no fan at all. But compared to the standard of MPs nowadays he seems brilliant lol.

yes, that's how bad they are
 

Confused

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My problem with him is for all the "issues" going on at the moment, especially with the hospital I'd expect him to be front and centre in the media. The reality is that he sits in the shadows throwing in odd notes about "asking my Rt Hon for an update on ....".

I was amazed he picked up an increased majority at the last Election....

He's not known as "Shy-boy Lefroy" for nothing. ;)
 
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