Sam Allardyce

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England Manager

England is officially a team now in a deathly relegation battle - against the Earth itself.

If he fails, England will actually fall off the Earth and start spinning through Space. The gravitational pull of the Sun will draw us ever closer to our fiery destruction.

But is Sam the man?
 

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I'd like to see a campaign - we repeatedly hear that things 'couldn't be worse', whilst we remember USA '94 - that utilises the best 'n' brightest for Qualification. then takes a team selected solely from the Evo-Stik League.

Couldn't be worse, could it?
 

Noah

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I'd like to see a campaign - we repeatedly hear that things 'couldn't be worse', whilst we remember USA '94 - that utilises the best 'n' brightest for Qualification. then takes a team selected solely from the Evo-Stik League.

Couldn't be worse, could it?


World Cup 1950, after losing to Spain & the USA England was knocked out at the group stage.
 

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World Cup 1950, after losing to Spain & the USA England was knocked out at the group stage.
Not even reaching the finals in '74, '78 and '94 (do i not like that...) trumps being knocked out of them in '50.

It can, indeed, be worse.

Roll on September!
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Pet Gladioli has been offered the job

Apparently he's good and lives near here

Works in Manchester

Personally speaking I think they'd be better without a manager at all . Just pull names out of hat
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords

Ten grand a week?

To drive to Staffordshire?

I'd ask for fifteen

And a few guest speaking trips abroad

And a house

Just outside the county

And a driver

And a spare car

And a bonus

And an appearance fee

Testimonial

With an owl!
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Ten grand a week?

To drive to Staffordshire?

I'd ask for fifteen

And a few guest speaking trips abroad

And a house

Just outside the county

And a driver

And a spare car

And a bonus

And an appearance fee

Testimonial

With an owl!
I think they'd struggle with the owl.

People would be up in arms about that, what.
 
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