Stoke on Trent by-election

prof beard

A few posts under my belt
Given the UKIP leaders dubious past statements about privatising the NHS, and the pressures on hospitals in this part of the world, UKIP wouldn't be getting my vote if I lived in Stoke
 
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Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
For those in any doubt.

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basil

don't mention the blinds
He is thoughtful, caring, firm but fair, incisive, enigmatic, statesmanlike, Allegedly.......
 
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John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
The man is a wanker, abuser, kiddie fiddler, drug peddler, arse wipe, dribbling dick, smells of shit, talks shit, enjoys firing his cum up his own mother, put his penis in supermarket produce......

Allegedly.......


You heard that too then
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
The man is a wanker, abuser, kiddie fiddler, drug peddler, arse wipe, dribbling dick, smells of shit, talks shit, enjoys firing his cum up his own mother, put his penis in supermarket produce......

Allegedly.......
But apart from that he's a thoroughly fine bloke.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I understand that he isn't an ex-professional footballer or a doctor of history.


Just in case anybody has come across those claims....
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
I'm now convinced my theory is right. There is an alien spaceship hiding in the asteroid belt that has been beaming an insanity beam at us for about a year or so. Much cheaper than coming in and burning cities and all that Independence Day stuff. Get us to do it ourselves !!

And when they take over, they'll make Nigel Farage governor of their Earth colony. Apparently that's how aliens like to take the piss.

(I think I might ask the men in white coats to give me some more pads for this cell.)
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
The man is a wanker, abuser, kiddie fiddler, drug peddler, arse wipe, dribbling dick, smells of shit, talks shit, enjoys firing his cum up his own mother, put his penis in supermarket produce......

Allegedly.......

OK ,I'm reliably informed only the supermarket activities are true......
 

Trumpet

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The man is a wanker, abuser, kiddie fiddler, drug peddler, arse wipe, dribbling dick, smells of shit, talks shit, enjoys firing his cum up his own mother, put his penis in supermarket produce......

Allegedly.......
Not keen on the chap then?
 

Withnail

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Paul Nuttal always looks slightly uncomfortable.

He evokes, whenever called upon to furnish us with his wisdom, that geezer who came to the BBC for an interview and was mistaken for an 'expert' in whatever it was, who meekly mic-ed up and winged it, you know the one. TBF to Nuttal he usually performs equally well.

One thing Ukip do not do is draw from a deep well. Paul Nuttal is their best and brightest.

Abandon hope.
 
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