Ann Summers Parties in Stafford

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
Would you like to host a FREE Ann Summers Party?

The only requirement is that you (and all of your guests) are female and aged 18 or over, and that you're breathing!

As Hostess you get 10% of the value of everyone's orders towards your own: e.g. if your guests spend £250 between them, you get £25 - so you could get, for example, the Crystal Wand (hand blown glass vibrator - it has a light and it's pink and purple and very pretty) and pay absolutely nothing!!!

You also get a free Hostess Gift of your choice by meeting certain conditions - there are Bronze, Silver and Gold gifts depending on the amount of orders.

To book a party, or if you are confused by my ramblings and would like some more information, just PM me.

Feel free to mention this to any female friends or relatives! Also, any males who might like to order can also contact me for a Catalogue.
 

simon

Ex Bare Nastyman
Lunar Scorpion said:
:blah: glass vibrator - it has a light and it's pink and purple and very pretty:blah:
You know you all want one on your mantle piece next to your favourite lladro orniment! And remember....it has a light, so 2(make that 3!) uses, orniment/lamp, and well, you know the other one!
 

db

#chaplife
Lunar Scorpion said:
crikey :lorks: is that safe? lol

Lunar Scorpion said:
must be female and aged 18 or over, other than that the only requirement is that you're breathing!
that sounds very similar to my own requirements :teef:
 

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
dirtybobby said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
crikey :lorks: is that safe? lol

Lunar Scorpion said:
must be female and aged 18 or over, other than that the only requirement is that you're breathing!
that sounds very similar to my own requirements :teef:
Breathing? Some people are fussy .....

:tumbleweed:

What?

.......

I'll get my coat, check please!
 

Toble

Well-Known Forumite
Lunar Scorpion said:
glass vibrator
Of course some retard (and it always ends up being me) posts this picture every time a glass phallus is mentioned.

20080401182744-glasscock-11559.jpg
 

Toble

Well-Known Forumite
Lunar Scorpion said:
coobeastie said:
Of course some retard (and it always ends up being me) posts this picture every time a glass phallus is mentioned.
How often does that actually happen?
not been on www.b3ta.com? the glass cock is a legend in its own right.
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
coobeastie said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
coobeastie said:
Of course some retard (and it always ends up being me) posts this picture every time a glass phallus is mentioned.
How often does that actually happen?
not been on www.b3ta.com? the glass cock is a legend in its own right.
Maybe I should have mentioned the new Ultra Ten instead!
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
coobeastie said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
Maybe I should have mentioned the new Ultra Ten instead!
and I have to add this... just for the lyrics :)

http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/audio/060827%20Kershaw%20-%20Brampton%20Live/03%20CORGI%20Registered%20Friends.mp3
How is this relevant?
 

Toble

Well-Known Forumite
Lunar Scorpion said:
coobeastie said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
Maybe I should have mentioned the new Ultra Ten instead!
and I have to add this... just for the lyrics :)

http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/audio/060827%20Kershaw%20-%20Brampton%20Live/03%20CORGI%20Registered%20Friends.mp3
How is this relevant?
oh it mentions ann summers somewhere near the end.
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
There's a new toy out to buy next month, and I've heard it's a rabbit!
I also have a massive 30% discount on some items to buy straight off the rail - contact me for details.
Book your June Party now! They're great for Hen Nights (special occasions mean extra special parties)!
 

Anders_Panders

Official 6000th poster!
gon2seed said:
dirtybobby said:
Lunar Scorpion said:
crikey :lorks: is that safe? lol

Lunar Scorpion said:
must be female and aged 18 or over, other than that the only requirement is that you're breathing!
that sounds very similar to my own requirements :teef:
Breathing? Some people are fussy .....

:tumbleweed:

What?

.......

I'll get my coat, check please!
You've just reminded me... was it my eyes deceiving me or did i see a lady driving a fire engine yesterday??
 

vicki118

Newbie
Hi Everyone

If any one is interested in having an Ann Summers Party drop me an email.

Parties are FREE and there are loads of offers on for the hostess including a free gift for having a party, 10% commission of party sales off your order, and even the chance to place a £100 order for just £15.

Sorry Fellas, ladies only for the parties! But anyone can place an order so if you want a catalogue let me know!

:)
 
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