The Market Vaults.

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just to stick my oar in re: bapgate...

I still haven't eaten here because I also don't want a brioche with my burger.

It just doesn't work, the whole thing collapses.

i totally get what you're saying - there is another burger joint in town* and i'm always giving off about the fact the (brioche) baps completely disintegrate.. literally every time i am disappointed - the burgers look and taste amazing, but it's impossible to get even half way through before it's in bits in your hands..

however, having eaten at @The Market Vaults a billion times i can confirm with absolute certainty that their baps do not suffer from this affliction! i don't know how they have managed to succeed where others have failed - perhaps they have sold their soul to Beelzebap in exchange for supernaturally strong baps - but by riker's beard they have..

before:

spicey swine 1.jpg

during:

spicey swine 2.jpg

now i know i'm barely halfway through on that latter photo, but it's the best i could find, and as you can see there is nary a crack on the bap - nothing at all to suggest any kind of structural integrity problem.. i can confidently say that i was able to stuff that hot, dead animal into my fat, fat face with gay abandon, without any kind of breakage at all..

i'm not trying to convince you to like brioche - no-one can force anyone to like something - i'm just saying that if anyone has concerns specifically about baps crumbling or disintegrating, this is definitely not a problem at @The Market Vaults :D



* not slagging this other place off - it does lovely food and is a lovely place - but it definitely suffers from the 'crumbling bap' problem highlighted by @Carole
 
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1JKz

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You know, i'd be happy to (and i know it's a burger thread, but) fill a plate and my face, with their fries.

Stafford's most awesome ...fries?

Don't allow the chef to leave!
 

1JKz

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This any better @Mikinton ?

Sorry guys, just having to show Miki lad, a better pic of the burger wot i ad, he (unnecessarily) brought-up my photography skills, regarding this very burger, in another thread.


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Mikinton

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This any better @Mikinton ?

Sorry guys, just having to show Miki lad, a better pic of the burger wot i ad, he (unnecessarily) brought-up my photography skills, regarding this very burger, in another thread.


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Sorry, but cropping the photo and enlarging it doesn't make the pic any better. (Indeed, it probably makes it worse.)

Why don't you go back and take one like the before: photo just above your first photo on page 40 of this thread.
 
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1JKz

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i have to admit @1JKz, your photo isn't doing @The Market Vaults any favours - that burger looks terrible.. pale, dry-looking.. clearly it was delicious though, from your review, so i think @Mikinton is simply suggesting you try a different photo technique next time :)
I couldn't* give a flying pigs trotter what Miki (or you** for that matter) thought of the pic, of the burger, it's the review of the burger that should count. Anyway, that's how the burger was presented to me, and i had no quarrel at all with it, and i had nothing to do with the creation of this dish anyway, i was the person eating it!

I'll hazard a guess Miki in real life, looks like a Stafford Jabba the Hutt but is a lovely person inside.

*though i do, as i'm replying to the matter
**see above
 
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