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Alan B'Stard

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Ok, no longer in Stafford and now up the road in Cheadle but still log on occasionally. Here's my POF profile, looking to date women who can match my own physical size, 5' 6" size 10 on the bottom, 14 on the top. Prefer a 10 top and 10 bottom. (edit) sizes don't mean i'm in to cross dressing, i just have a bit of a beer belly, that's all and I reckon it's only a 12. I think.

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Alan B'Stard

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Yeah, right, the profile is what it is. Do you fancy a fXckk then love, or a DXck shot or you can send me a saggy tit shot if you like? Do you have a hairy Jacky Danny?
 
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Tilly

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Yeah, right, the profile is what it is. Do you fancy a fXckk then love, or a DXck shot or you can send me a saggy tit shot if you like? Do you have a hairy Jacky Danny?


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