Family of five living in a tent on Stafford Common

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Get ready for more of it on the 'bumpy' road toward the sunlit uplands of high Brexit.

'Bumpy' for some - not Boris or Jacob, obviously - i'm Yosser Hughs. I'm sure i'll be all right.
 

captainpish

Well-Known Forumite
Im looking forward to Brexit. I can harvest liberals tears like tap water. Im planning on extracting the salt and selling it to posh restraunts for a small fortune. All the hipsters will pay through the nose to garnish their food with it so they can brag about it on twatbook. The only downfall to my business model is its heavily reliant on people like god emperor trump keeping the salt flowing.
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Im looking forward to Brexit. I can harvest liberals tears like tap water. Im planning on extracting the salt and selling it to posh restraunts for a small fortune. All the hipsters will pay through the nose to garnish their food with it so they can brag about it on twatbook. The only downfall to my business model is its heavily reliant on people like god emperor trump keeping the salt flowing.
Man, it seems like ages since we've had a proper troll on here.

It's even longer since we've had a good one - even the internet is getting shitter.
 

captainpish

Well-Known Forumite
Would you mind if i held a cup to your cheek whilst you think about Brexit, Trump, the impending collapse of the EU or anything else that rustles your jimmies? I could do with a couple of pints. I could bring along an A1 sized poster of Nigel Farage's smug face to aid the flow?
 
Top