Stafford Traffic.

BobClay

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The absolute horror of advertising. I've often thought that one day you'll be lying in your coffin, and directly above you on the inside of the lid there'll be a picture of Harvey Keitel trying to sell you insurance. :o
 

Tilly

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The Slack Jawed Brits, they still think they're at war with Germany. They idolise the liers and the cheats. They'd rather sit on their fat arses and watch a Netflix series than plot the downfall of this right wing Government. They can tell you the price of every single McDonald's product but they'd be lost if you asked to point out Santander on a map. They're ambitious though, for some new eyebrows or a new tattoo, because it makes them reallee reallee unique. "He won't hurt you" Really? It's a fookin Bullmastiff you thicktwat. God strewth, i really miss Britain

Got any spare change

Must be cheap

TiA

Back to you in the studio Brian
 

Trumpet

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Yes, I’m bothered, because I don’t like Starbucks.
Are they paying for that advertising space?

But I’m generally finding that overall, as I get older, I get bothered about stuff that 20 years ago I wouldn’t have given a tinkers toss about.
Fair enough, perhaps I'm still at your 20 years ago couldn't give a toss stage.
Then again I can't see myself getting agitated about something that has no real impact on anything or anyone.
 

BobClay

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I got agitated the minute they cut the umbilical cord (… nice feeding tube, no worries, didn't understand income tax … and so on.)

It's never really gone away. :heyhey:
 

c0tt0nt0p

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The Slack Jawed Brits, they still think they're at war with Germany. They idolise the liers and the cheats. They'd rather sit on their fat arses and watch a Netflix series than plot the downfall of this right wing Government. They can tell you the price of every single McDonald's product but they'd be lost if you asked to point out Santander on a map. They're ambitious though, for some new eyebrows or a new tattoo, because it makes them reallee reallee unique. "He won't hurt you" Really? It's a fookin Bullmastiff you thicktwat. God strewth, i really miss Britain

Got any spare change

Must be cheap

TiA

Back to you in the studio Brian
Absolute bollocks, it's in the Market Square...
#wheresmyprize
 

BobClay

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Somebody give dat guy his prize … (he says to a big henchman with a large metallic bulge under his left arm pit.) :buddy:
 

Withnail

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the liers
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v. to lie

adverbial. (dubious) lier

plural (+ s)

He's a liar, with an 'a', also, of course - i'm at a loss as to why people believe in such an obvious charlatan.

Johnson too, why do you believe a word he says?

It is a mystery to me that he is an hero to you, given that he is such an obvious fraud.

What is wrong with you that you can not see it?

Seriously, dude, this is almost to the point where you might actually need some sort of medical intervention if you can't see it for yourself. These people do not care for you, and they already do not care what is to become of you. You are literally nothing to them.
 

Tilly

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images


v. to lie

adverbial. (dubious) lier

plural (+ s)

He's a liar, with an 'a', also, of course - i'm at a loss as to why people believe in such an obvious charlatan.

Johnson too, why do you believe a word he says?

It is a mystery to me that he is an hero to you, given that he is such an obvious fraud.

What is wrong with you that you can not see it?

Seriously, dude, this is almost to the point where you might actually need some sort of medical intervention if you can't see it for yourself. These people do not care for you, and they already do not care what is to become of you. You are literally nothing to them.




 
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