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BobClay

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Who do you think fixed the radar, the gyrocompass, the DF, the Satnav, the autopilot, the speed log, the Engineroom control and monitoring systems, the film projector (very important) ? … (and quite a lot more.) :P
 

Mikinton

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I got a "Rebecca for Leader" video ad show up on my Facebook page this morning, apparently because I live in Stafford. She must be desperate.

Go Lisa!!!
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Like you give a ...

Now Scotland is lost i reckon you lot can just f**k us over in whatever way you want anyway.

You won't even need to pretend you're not lying anymore.

Goodbye.
 

Mikinton

Well-Known Forumite
Like you give a ...
I do actually.

The time will come when this government will run out of steam (like in 1997) or get the blame for some world event (like the Credit Crunch), and the Labour party will there waiting in the wings to take over the reins of power. From my point of view, I'd rather see Starmer or Nandy holding onto those reins than Corbyn heirs Long-Bailey and Burgon. (Though Burgon would provide some comedy value.)

ETA Thinking back to the summer, Boris would not have been my choice, but in the words of Terry Pratchett, WYGIWYGAINGW.
 
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BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
I'm sorry, but although I'm not a believer in Gods in general …. I just received this email … so now there's little doubt I now believe in the 'PissTake God.' All I can say is I've crawled in a lot of bilges, because … I never really had much to do with the Bilge Pumps themselves, more in the sensors that operated them. So, my desire to crawl through bilges at this stage in my life lies somewhere between being ate by a shark and spending four weeks in a dentist's chair.

Yet here I am getting a F****** Bilge Pump advert !!!

(I shit you not on this one believe me, I've kept the email to prove it … and for a laugh every day when the weather is bad.)

BilgePumps.jpg
 

Noah

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I am wondering just what HMRC tax refund Lolita Chan is intending to give me. I will never find out because I ain't going to click on the link.
 

staffordjas

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I'm being offered ' special freight services to Switzerland' , ' get there easier with special baggage hub'' and Age defying products' at the moment....
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I'm being offered ' special freight services to Switzerland' , ' get there easier with special baggage hub'' and Age defying products' at the moment....
Lucky you, I'm getting Topps Tiles and Dacia cars, both in Cannock. Dead exciting.
 

staffordjas

Well-Known Forumite
I think the forum wants to get rid of me. Now getting New Houses for sale in Uttoxeter. ........ And an offer of signing up to something with a sexy woman's picture to click on for ' 7:1 Women to men ' :o :lol:
 

The Hawk

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Facebook tells me that a friend is 61 today and "lives in Derby".

He isn't 61 and he never will be - and he hasn't lived anywhere at all for several years.
I get one like that every year. Doesn't stop many friends posting messages and pictures of happier times.
 
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