I'm a bit slow on the uptake here .... (been in Cornwall too long, use the word 'dreckly' all the time. ) Hadn't realised they were re-enacting the Battle of Marston Moor.
I promise I'll try and buck up. (I think I've spelt that right.)
The Sun's out. I'd go to the cop shop and report it as a UFO (after yesterday .. ) except the nearest manned cop shop is 20 miles away. So I'll head for the coastal path instead.
"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."
Turkish Proverb
When I were't lad tha could goo out wit one of these, buy two new pair et boots, ave 10 pints of BowelMovers Best Bitter in tut Slime Arms Pub, get two fish suppers and a taxi home ... AND STILL AVE CHANGE !!
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