Working hard for Stafford and Penkridge.

Lucy

Well-Known Forumite
As an aside, the pen picture of Johnson in that link looks like a different person
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Le Fraud talked about the hospital ad infinitum without achieving a goddamn thing.

For ten years.

Whilst incrementally increasing his vote share.

Teddy can soft soap it for another ten to the same end.

And it will still somehow be Labour's fault.

Because you are an asshole.

Yes, you.
 

Studio Tan

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MPs are told to support popular local issues by ‘head office’ even if in reality they know nothing will ever get done. In this way the MP can be seen as a ‘friend / hero’ fighting the constituents corner against Westminster.

Car salesmen sometimes do a similar trick. When you’re hoping to negotiate a deal, they go off into an office to ‘put it to the sales manager’ - who inevitably says ’no’, but hey - the salesman is on your side.
 

Cue

Well-Known Forumite
Working hard to sell off our NHS

In other news, reports are coming in that people who voted for the “Face-Eating Leopards Party” have been left shocked when their faces are eaten. One man exclaimed: “I never thought they’d eat my face!”
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Voted No to free school meals for the kids :-(

I guess they will just have to eat cake!
When you have received the highest proportion of the vote in a constituency this side of WW2, you can do what you like.

...or what your constituents voted for...
 
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