Ouch!

STRIKE!

or


M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

rofltastic! the fact the child still moved afterwards is amazing, i have taken a 14 lb-er to the shin before pratting around in a similar way and that hurt like birth the morning after an ill advised madras. cannot imagine what its like taking one to the head.

bloody idiot if i was the mother he would of been on the floor

seriously painful - assuming it really was bowling balls cos i can't see anyone juggling them that high without breaking their own wrist

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. The next time i'm bowling is mid-November as part of the activities for a mate's stag do. I'm haphazard when bowling, at best. Might stick to the Quasar tbf..

edit: I was gonna say "I'm haphazard when bowling, at best", followed by "..very much like my darts." I then remembered beating g-unit on Sunday with an outshot of 80, when he'd already got down from 301 to 150 something by the time I'd hit a double to start. With my 1st dart I threw treble 20, and then said, nonchalantly, "I'll have a double 10 next, hey." This was followed swiftly by a double 10. I thank yow. I'm crap at darts.

This is meaningless to most of you, but I just had to spread my joy.