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Twat.

Yeah, right, the profile is what it is. Do you fancy a fXckk then love, or a DXck shot or you can send me a saggy tit shot if you like? Do you have a hairy Jacky Danny?

By booking a holiday kennel holiday coverage person maybe? How does the man on the moon stay there?

Ok, no longer in Stafford and now up the road in Cheadle but still log on occasionally. Here's my POF profile, looking to date women who can match my own physical size, 5' 6" size 10 on the bottom, 14 on the top. Prefer a 10 top and 10 bottom. (edit) sizes don't mean i'm in to cross dressing, i...

Will you take £70 for it?

Do you still have this?

Looking to buy a sunbed so I can get a tan at home, has any one got one for sale?

Sorted, got a decent bed and mattress from Norton Bridge for £80 , thanks Gramaisc. :-)

Looking for a Computer desk & chair, cheap or even better, free, for the boy to put his PC on.

Does anybody have a Double bed and mattress for sale or even free? My son has just moved in with me and is looking to get off the inflatable mattress.

I had my hair cut once by Alfie, next door to the cinema. It took soooo long I thought I was gonna die of old age before he finished, but he gave me a bloody great cut and it was well worth his attention. The next time I returned to the same place, Alfie left for a food run as I entered and I...

Spare ticket available, £25

Looking for a small freezer only for my friends flat, does anybody have one going?

Yes, I believe it's missing an arm.

Does anyone have one for sale?

Very odd if it was the same bloke, I actually enjoy going in there to top up, the woman who works nights is as mad as a fruitbat (but quite lovely with it) today was a lovely Asian girl who seems to love her job and gives a big smile, I can honestly say I find it the friendliest garage I've ever...

I'd say he was late 30's early 40's, tall, slim, thinning out on top, a bit on the eccentric side, always chirpy.

The petrol garage opposite the prison, filled up the other day and the guy had to put down his two phones before he served me, no manners whatsoever, no p's & q's, made me feel like I was wasting his time by stopping to buy petrol. Never again. I was glad to return to Shell on Sandon Rd and see...

Errrrm, you could have said it's for the over 55's, I'm not quite there yet and still enjoying my sex and drugs and rock and roll lifestyle, except without the sex and drugs and only a small bit of rock and roll (depending on your definition)

No, surely it's Talk Talk?