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OMG! I :love: Ray! He was my ironing buddy....helping me through those hard times....BRING BACK RAY! :gonk:

Niel my friend. It may be tough but you must embrace change and adapt to the ever changing world in which we live. If a larger surface area on your biscuit aids your dunking potential, then you must accept it.

It's quite surprising how many of the folks you think would be tramps are actually quite well off. I can remember some years ago walking through the town centre and accidentally walking through a group of pigeons. This old dear came over and tore shreds out of me for disturbing these flying...

yup it's clearly a sign of the prevalence of inbreeding in Stafford. Small gene pool = disproportionate sized limbs. The girls loos are really odd in there aswell, last time I went they'd only half finished the tiles on the walls and painted it some wierd colour.

hey hey, I'm a bit of a fan of the old cider. I'll have a case off you, are you going to be about in Staffs tonight?

I've got up bright and early today so I can get my inflatable dingy out, the only way to travel in such circumstances...unless you have one of those 4 wheel drive beasts that can drive through anything.

there were people out in canoes over sainsburys carpark tonight, also a strange smell of raw sewage...hmnn nice

nice, what's the hourly rate?

house has a fully working fire alarms aswell!

ha ha, thought that might put you off!!

lol, possibly, it would have to be discussed. You know most of my mates round here, you really wanna see em naked?

Anyone looking for a house to share in castletown? I live in fairly big house in castletown and the person who was meant to be moving in has had to drop out last minute. The rent's pretty cheap and it's close to the pub!!! Anyone interested? Send me a PM and we talk more...

My goodness, can't believe how far this song has come. True genious Mr Sofa.

Hello, I'm a very bad forumer, haven't been on since before my bday so I didn't get your messages. Just read a thread about how the newbies don't ever post and stuff aswell so I will make sure I'm on here more often now. I just talk rubbish all the time anyway! Anyway, much Abbot was drunk...

nope, think you must have me confused with someone else. It was me who was telling you lot to get down. Very dangerous climbing over big walls you know.

Stafford Castle was funny. Was slightly intoxicated so fell over in loads of mud...think I was the only one who fell over. Met some random kids who were trying to get us to climb over the castle, I gave em a leg up but I'm FAR too sensible to go up there myself......

Have to say I'm lovin The Killers at the moment. Just got a copy of their new album, it's only made better by their newly improved facial hair. If I was a bloke I'd grow a tash like that. I can now be seen driving round town with my windows wide open singin my little heart out. No sense of shame.

The evil fiends I work for let me go on The Forum , but we're only allowed 1hr personal interweb use every day. Plus, they log you off every 5 mins so it takes ages to do anything. They're trying to mess with my tiny mind. I play spider solitaire in protest.

yeah I realised as soon as i did it, was hoping no one would notice!

mate, fire's are an excellent idea. It's nearly bonfire night, so it's the time of year to be doing such things. I can understand your concerns about your house, but I was planning on the fire being outside so the chance of the burning the house down are pretty low. Plus, I am a highly...