£10k

[Cue]

35 year mortgage!?

I do hope you are 12

No, I’m in my 20s. 35 year mortgages are relatively new I believe.

Surely it'd do wonders for your mortgage? 10k now is probably 3 years off the end!

I’ll be shocked if I’m still in my first house by the end of my mortgage. I’d rather get more value from the house when I remortgage or sell by improving it.

 

[tek-monkey]

I like the idea of some security in a savings account but also the idea of paying a small lump sum off the mortgage.

Good shout though and it makes perfik sense.

Some mortgages allow an offset savings account?

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

10k could see you do both of those?
You're in a good position Ratty.

Ha! Sorry I phrased that wrong!

I meant pay money off the mortgage!!

No way is it any where near 10k!!

 

[1JKz]

Ha! Sorry I phrased that wrong!

I meant pay money off the mortgage!!

No way is it any where near 10k!!

Million pound house?

 

[1JKz]

Any more suggestions?

 

[Mikinton]

Any more suggestions?

Aren't there any vegan enterprises you could invest in? It's the future, so I'm told.

 

[Tilly]

Any more suggestions?

Adultwork dot co dot uk

 

[1JKz]

Adultwork dot co dot uk

In vest?

 

[proactive]

In vest?

You could keep your socks on as well for that true romantic experience.

 

[Tilly]

In vest?

Tapioca balls

 

[1JKz]

Tapioca balls

Are free?
Fun and sunshine, there enough for everyone?

 

[Withnail]

All that's missing is the sea.

And the fact that the £10k hypothesised on the remember-remember-the-sixth-of-November 2015 was worth c.€15k, and is now - crap in > crap out - worth somewhere in the region of c.€11k.

So... all that's missing is the sea, and €4000.

 

[Tilly]

Inflation wins in the end

Fake plastic money

 

[1JKz]

The winner takes it all.

Fake digital money.
It's the future, it's the past, present and future.
The Walrus. October 1974.

 

[Tilly]

Expect a fine

 

[1JKz]

Fine

 

[1JKz]

Still got some money burning a hole in my bank's pocket!

 

[tek-monkey]

After the way the last week has turned out, I think I'd look for something I'd always wanted to do and blow the lot doing it!

 

[Gramaisc]

After the way the last week has turned out, I think I'd look for something I'd always wanted to do and blow the lot doing it!

Start gently, with an evening of Gurkha food...?

 

[tek-monkey]

Start gently, with an evening of Gurkha food...?

As long as it doesn't cost the full 10k!