£42k benefits a year?!

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
Why work when I can get £42,000 in benefits a year AND drive a Mercedes?

council estate scum mother with 8 kids and counting said:
'It doesn't bother me that taxpayers are paying for me to have a large family
DM said:
At their semi on the Isle of Anglesey, the family have a 42in flatscreen television in the living room with Sky TV at £50 a month, a Wii games console, three Nintendo DS machines and a computer - not to mention four mobile phones.
Go on Lunar, defend the parasites.... please!
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
I read this and thought of you!

If I was elected, child benefits would stop at child 3. It wouldn't affect peoples right to have a family, it would merely protect the rights of those forced to pay for it.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
This is almost impressive. They met when she was 16 - in a pub. Filed for bankruptcy over £20,000 catalogue debts. She doesn't want her kids growing up on a council estate!.....
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
i really really want to hear lunar's defence for this, it should be hilarious..... lunar where are you?
 

Trumpet

Well-Known Forumite
Benefits should not exceed minimum wage in my book. This is an insult to lower paid WORKERS.
I was unemployed for a few months about 25 years ago and class it as one of the the most depressing times of my life. Where is this man's pride? His self esteem?
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
I think she ate it?

Agree though, nobody on benefits should ever be better off than someone who actually works.
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
Did they list the weekly shopping bill ? ie;

10 tubs of marg
8 multi-pack value crisps
8 chickens
36 bottles of rola-cola
17 loaves of bread (stay fresha longer)
35 pints of milk

etc etc....

all the usual blurb, lets all hate them and then rally to the party that says that they will put a stop to all this, seriously how?.......
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
wonder if she's thinking of him when they're baby making :P

i think her lady parts should be boarded up indefinitely!
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
basil said:
Did they list the weekly shopping bill ? ie;

10 tubs of marg
8 multi-pack value crisps
8 chickens
36 bottles of rola-cola
17 loaves of bread (stay fresha longer)
35 pints of milk

etc etc....

all the usual blurb, lets all hate them and then rally to the party that says that they will put a stop to all this, seriously how?.......
ah not this wasn't political.... just there to cheer up all those who have recently submitted their tax return / got their P60 - let them know their tax is being put to good use.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
basil said:
all the usual blurb, lets all hate them and then rally to the party that says that they will put a stop to all this, seriously how?.......
No party will stop it, they'll just change the name of benefits to make it appear they reduce things.
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
shoes said:
i really really want to hear lunar's defence for this, it should be hilarious..... lunar where are you?
My only defence is: fair play!

If they manage to claim the benefits they are entitled to without defrauding the system and manage to get all that and not be in debt then they deserve it. Clearly I need to be making babies... Keeping them sounds like too much hard work though.
 

MyCult

SEO to the FACE
parasite said:
'It's really hard,' said Mrs Davey, 29, who is seven months pregnant. 'We can't afford holidays and I don't want my kids living on a council estate and struggling like I have.
I know it's hard isn't it :( I'm not going on holiday this year too. The thought that if your fat-self & lazy farking husband manage to go on holiday it will be because my hard work... That softens the blow a little.

There is nothing wrong with council estates, scared you kids might learn things you don't want to teach them?

That mummy and daddy are are pair of parasitic farking chancers?
Self sufficiency?
Pride?
Self esteem?

Here's hoping they send you on holiday you fat feck.

</rant>
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
tek-monkey said:
basil said:
all the usual blurb, lets all hate them and then rally to the party that says that they will put a stop to all this, seriously how?.......
No party will stop it, they'll just change the name of benefits to make it appear they reduce things.
You are 100% correct.......
 

MyCult

SEO to the FACE
I've got an idea. :D

Lets all pay for their holiday (we probably will anyway) then sterilise these 'people' before the do more any more harm.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
We should provide exercise bikes with generators hooked up to the national grid, if we're paying them anyway they may as well be productive.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
tek-monkey said:
We should provide exercise bikes with generators hooked up to the national grid, if we're paying them anyway they may as well be productive.
If they don't pedal fast enough, then it would back-feed and electrocute them?..
 
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