£42k benefits a year?!

[tek-monkey]

Excellent plan! Come the revolution you can be in charge of motivational methods

 

[Gramaisc]

Come the revolution I will be in charge of everything. I may devolve some responsibility for ducking stools to you.

 

[shoes]

i really really want to hear lunar's defence for this, it should be hilarious..... lunar where are you?

My only defence is: fair play!

If they manage to claim the benefits they are entitled to without defrauding the system and manage to get all that and not be in debt then they deserve it. Clearly I need to be making babies... Keeping them sounds like too much hard work though.

oh my

 

[shoes]

'It's really hard,' said Mrs Davey, 29, who is seven months pregnant. 'We can't afford holidays and I don't want my kids living on a council estate and struggling like I have.

I'm having a 'holiday' this year. it's next week, two days on the south coast having a battle with my biological father about leaving my actual family alone.... oh yay. Otherwise no holiday for me either. Would love to contribute to yours though, I feel that I haven't done enough for you yet.

TBH my house is full of computers / phones / high end hi-fi.... i reckon some of those kids are old enough to be taught the family trade, why not get them some practical lessons in whilst i'm AT WORK?

 

[Gramaisc]

i really really want to hear lunar's defence for this, it should be hilarious..... lunar where are you?

My only defence is: fair play!

If they manage to claim the benefits they are entitled to without defrauding the system and manage to get all that and not be in debt then they deserve it. Clearly I need to be making babies... Keeping them sounds like too much hard work though.

oh my

I've heard that 'opposites attract' - you two could go into business with your hyphenated married name...

 

[shoes]

shit the bed...

 

[Furbal]

I think he deserves every penny for sleeping with that 8 times.

I could do with a new car, but don't think I should inflict an army of mini-me's on the world just yet.

 

[tek-monkey]

It worked! Now who else can we summon?

 

[MyCult]

Berners Lee! Berners Lee! or Hawking! Or Norris!

in that order

 

[ToriRat]

Antoni banderas antonio banderas antonio banderas.... ( my house whipped cream on standby)


I will post my findings

 

[Gramaisc]

Antoni banderas antonio banderas antonio banderas.... ( my house whipped cream on standby)


I will post my findings

 

[ToriRat]

There is not an emoticon to express my deep joy

 

[tek-monkey]

Then we need to make one!

 

[Gramaisc]

 

[ToriRat]

ahhh again you meet my demands