Aircraft carrier has massive systems failure.

[Gramaisc]

The newest US Navy nuclear powered aircraft carrier has had recurrent problems, it seems - http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/11/navy-carrier-bush-suffers-widespread-toilet-outages-111411w/ - why don't they just save it all up and fire it off with the catapult? Simple.

If you can do it with a piano, then there shouldn't be too much trouble.

 

[Neon Jay]

So I'm guessing no vindaloo on the menu then?

 

[United57]

It reminds me o0f the Americanj general who said they spend billions on developing tanks, then the brits come along in theirs, park up and somehow they can brew a cup of tea in 5 minutes.

 

[Gramaisc]

Aircraft carriers are over-rated, you just need some Dexion and a bit of nerve.