Akum,s Theorum!

[Theorum]

All questions answered .

Edit; AAAHHHHHH! The aftermath of a drunken friday night

 

[John Marwood]

Why do they smell of fish

 

[Theorum]

Why do they smell of fish

They held on too long....

 

[Theorum]

Live and let live.....

 

[Theorum]

By jove I think I've got it and I'm going to call it Equilibrism! yes Equilibrism.

 

[Gramaisc]

By jove I think I've got it and I'm going to call it Equilibrism! yes Equilibrism.


http://tinyurl.com/4w9yngj

 

[John Marwood]

I can recommend a specialist

 

[Theorum]

I can recommend a specialist

They'd have to be very good

 

[John Marwood]

Assuringly Extortionate

 

[Theorum]

Equilibrism

God damn it, someone thought of it first! I thought I'd made that word up while having a smoke in the garden...

Initially this seems very commendable, I shall read more tomorrow.

You is a good dog.

 

[John Marwood]

I invented fake blue plaques
I also invented decoy wasp nests
Trouble is so did someone else ten minutes before me

 

[Gramaisc]

Aah, but if you invent things too early, then you have to wait for somebody else to invent it again, and, if they do it after your patent has expired, then you need to hope that they then need you to say that they haven't just pinched it off somebody who invented it between the two of you..

 

[age'd parent]

I once invented paint with raw onion in it, it absorbed its own smell.