As -------as a -------- etc, etc

[Wookie]

when discussing a lady of loose morals, one might be heard to describe the experience as "like throwing a sausage down an alley" lol

"Waving a match inside the Albert Hall"?

 

[taitou]

Throwing a pencil into the Tardis?

 

[Wookie]

Blackadder: We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.

Blackadder: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Blackadder: The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

Blackadder: Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.

Blackadder: Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.

Blackadder: Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it

Ambassador: I hate you English. With your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper and your ridiculous preconceptions that Frenchmen are great lovers. I'm French and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petits pois.

Can't believe you missed "We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun"...

 

[Scuttlingb]

Did anyone else used to blow frogs up with a straw to test this?

I know I've blown a couple of frogs along the way

 

[Gerry Melon]

as nervous as a small nun at a penguin shoot.

 

[Toble]

 

[db]

as nervous as a small nun at a penguin shoot.

lol.. i just did a google image search, to find an appropriate "nun" smiley.. didn't find any, but was pleasantly surprised by some of the pictures that came up lol..

 

[Kharis]

Wow! You're Doing Soooo Well...love The Backadder Ones...
Keep It Going Guys!!
:d

 

[gota quid]

About as welcome as a sausage roll at a bar mitzva

 

[gota quid]

As stable as a pig on stilts

 

[gota quid]

having read a post from jellyfish,
heres a new one

as sensible as a jellyfish?

 

[Lisa]

Ugly as a hat full of sin /a**holes (either or, though not too sure what sin looks like let alone a hat full if it )
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer / tool in the shed.
Off like undies in an orgy / bucket of prawns in the sun.
A few cans short of a slab.
As queer as a clockwork orange.

 

[jimbob23]

Thick as 32 lavatory seats.

 

[Doctor]

From "The Thick Of It" last night:

As secure as a hymen in a South London high school!

 

[taitou]

Shocking.

Have we had - A few sandwiches short of a picnic?