Beware of the hair. .

[MISS T]

Normally when in a 'restaurant' you'd be shocked and a little dissatisfied with finding a hair in your food, today in Mcdonalds a bloke came out of the toilets with his two children to report a flasher in there. Men and boys do as girls do, go in pairs.

 

[db]

have you been drinking in the day again, miss t? i've read and re-read your post and i just can't make sense of it lol..

what have flashers got to do with finding a hair in your food?

 

[victoriab]

Because finding a flasher in the toilet is much worse than finding a hair in your food!

 

[MISS T]

Yeah, I had a little whiskey with my coke and fries, doesnt everyone?

But seriously, this is a warning. Finbar insists on going to the big boy toilets at times and that's why you might have seen me loitering around them! but this freak is just waiting for something to 'dip his fries in'. Urrraaahhkkkk.