Borat - Laugh? A bit of wee came out.

Monquey

Dressed like Cadfael
I swear this is the funniest film I've been to see in years. It's puerile and offensive, and has no redeeminq qualities whatsoever, other than that it is absolutely breathtakingly hilarious. I implore you all to catch it.

That is all.
 

db

#chaplife
it's funny, this is the only film i've ever known that has garnered unanimous praise from every section of society.. everyone, from the daily star, jonathan woss, roger ebert, empire magazine - even the daily bastard mail - has rated it 90% or above..

which just makes it even more confusing that i haven't found any of the clips i've seen funny or original :?:
 

Monquey

Dressed like Cadfael
There's nothing original about it - it's the sheer relentlessness of the stupidity which make work.
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
I'm goin to watch it tomorrow eve (Wed), at Stafford's very own Apollo. Orange Wednesdays, innit. Who come?

In fact someone best come with me who's actually on Orange, cos i'm not!!
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
rich upsetter said:
ah peeass i cant go tomorrow. :(
Change of plan mate..goin to Brum on Sat now. You recovered from the Railway fireworks yet? I think i have shrapnel wounds..
 

Sofa

I'm a Staffooooooordian
Sat night or day? I gotta work Sat night :(

We were really livin on the edge on Sunday night, Andreas Rexus, how nobody got injured I will never know! Brave, very brave. Or mad or stupid!
 

Monquey

Dressed like Cadfael
Sofa said:
We were really livin on the edge on Sunday night, Andreas Rexus, how nobody got injured I will never know! Brave, very brave. Or mad or stupid!
Tell us more!
 

db

#chaplife
Monquey said:
Sofa said:
We were really livin on the edge on Sunday night, Andreas Rexus, how nobody got injured I will never know! Brave, very brave. Or mad or stupid!
Tell us more!
(BBC + fireworks) ^ beer = beirut :teef:


sofa - did any of your photos/video come out, or was it all a big white ball against a black background with drunken idiots going "ooooh" and "aaaah" and "don't go back once it's lit!" in the background?
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
Andreas Rex said:
rich upsetter said:
ah peeass i cant go tomorrow. :(
Change of plan mate..goin to Brum on Sat now. You recovered from the Railway fireworks yet? I think i have shrapnel wounds..
yes cheers homes. there were a few rogue fireworks exploding 2 feet from the ground.
bbc nearly lost an arm by going back to the big bugger cos he thought it had gone out. great display though eh
 

BBC

You knows it
dirtybobby said:
Monquey said:
Sofa said:
We were really livin on the edge on Sunday night, Andreas Rexus, how nobody got injured I will never know! Brave, very brave. Or mad or stupid!
Tell us more!
(BBC + fireworks) ^ beer = beirut :teef:


sofa - did any of your photos/video come out, or was it all a big white ball against a black background with drunken idiots going "ooooh" and "aaaah" and "don't go back once it's lit!" in the background?
I wasn't even at this display!!
 

db

#chaplife
BBC said:
dirtybobby said:
Monquey said:
Tell us more!
(BBC + fireworks) ^ beer = beirut :teef:


sofa - did any of your photos/video come out, or was it all a big white ball against a black background with drunken idiots going "ooooh" and "aaaah" and "don't go back once it's lit!" in the background?
I wasn't even at this display!!
oh - i thought we were talking about the carnage in your back garden.. oopsie doopsie..
 

BBC

You knows it
dirtybobby said:
oh - i thought we were talking about the carnage in your back garden.. oopsie doopsie..
Carnage!!!?? :o That was a well orchestrated masterpiece!!
 

Sofa

I'm a Staffooooooordian
It was the display at the pub where I believe we showed our greatest valour / lack of self-respect. BBC's display was a veritable role model of health and safety in comparison, but I loved every single second of it all and I am looking forward to next bonfire night already! But I will never forget, as long as I live, how one brave group sat steadfastly at their table, casually sipping their beers and soups, whilst all around them people were, as a Stokey might put it, "shetting brecks". At one point a stray, but spent, rocket returned to earth only a yard or two from our seats. We just shrugged as the people who were standing up ran off to the edge of the beer garden. There was talk of random chances of being struck by falling firework debris. We continued to enjoy the show. Things did start getting slightly hairy. There were explosions going on at a low level (8 ft) which clearly should have been a lot higher. We were undisturbed. Soon enough, another spent rocket landed in the garden, this time several yards further away from us, however, ironically, as if to prove our point, it nearly hit the same person who had moved after the first one landed - if a rocket has your name on it... It has to be said, that soup and baked spuds and hot dogs for free are a wonderful thing, especially at the best pub in the world*

Yeah, dirtybobby, your description "a big white ball against a black background with drunken idiots going "ooooh" and "aaaah" is spot on. Unfortunately, I can't get the videos off my phone so unless anyone has a Nokia connecting cable to their computers...


*is this claim going to remain undisputed for long once the Sun rises?
 

db

#chaplife
Sofa said:
It has to be said, that soup and baked spuds and hot dogs for free are a wonderful thing, especially at the best pub in the world
why in the name of grud was i not informed of this?? :eek:

wait wait wait - BBC told me that andreas and gay-unit had gone to the castle.. i assumed he meant The Castle, but was he actually taking about the tastle cavern??

i can't believe i missed out on free food :mad:
 

db

#chaplife
Guvnor said:
All i can remeber is BBC safety specs........nice brother!
those were legendary.. the pinnacle of retro science teacher chic..

guvnor - your guvstock avatar is the shiznit.. i bust out my guvstock t-shirt yesterday brap!
 
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