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Boris in Stafford

Discussion in 'Stafford Chat' started by United57, May 17, 2016.

  1. United57

    United57 Well-Known Forumite

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    I heard Boris was in town today!!!
     
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    Aww @Gramaisc beat me to posting up the video
     
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    A wholly unfounded allegation!
     
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    Gak
     
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    Fish man missed a trick, a haddock or three thrown with velocity would have sent that buffoon reeling
     
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    Boris Johnson has just been filmed giving a short Vote Leave stump speech in Stafford. In it he reiterated his point about the Daily Mail Serco revelation making the UK look like a “banana republic”, using the language in the statement he issued earlier (see 12.23pm) almost word for word.

    And, since we’re on the subject of bananas, he came out with one of his most bizarre claims yet about the EU and fruit regulations.

    If we take back control on June 23, we can also get rid of so much of the pointless rules and regulations that are holding back this country. This gentleman here mentions bananas. It is absurd that we are told that you cannot sell bananas in bunches of more than two or three bananas. You cannot sell bananas with abnormal curvature.

    Not for the first time, Johnson is talking nonsense. He clearly never goes shopping. From The Guardians live feed
     
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    proactive Behind you with a big stick!

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    It's already got well beyond the point that I care any longer about the outcome. The bare faced lies that both sides are spouting forth and expecting us to believe is, frankly, incredulous.

    One side or the other will be claiming being in or out will affect the gravitational effect the Moon has on the earth before long.

    Both sides are talking bollocks, nobody is coming out of this with any credibility, it's dull, it's VERY VERY boring and I just want it to end.

    Quickly.

    Oh and if anybody doubted that there could be a bigger twat than Trump, Boris is surely proof to the contrary.
     
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    Anyone watching the preparation for the Boris bus arriving couldn't be anything but amused by the shinanigan as the podium was moved around Market Square in anticipation of The Boris battle bus arriving, first from one location to another - quite a laugh in it own faulty towers way!!
     
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    Some good might come of this if Dave gets booted out to retirement in Chipping Norton.
     
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    Not if he's replaced by Boris or Gideon.
     
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    Coals to Newcastle is one thing but wet fish to Stafford is another.
     
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    The European Council president is joining in now. He says there would be "political chaos" if UK did not stay in.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36314814
     
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    I've heard they'll soon be saying that if we pull out (!!) a giant tsunami will engulf most of Turkey and the Western Balkan states.

    Still, on the positive side, at least @kyoto49 would be happy.
     
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    Ha, totally bananas.
     
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    I heard that if the UK pulls out then Morrisons will definitely not open a new store in Stafford and fifty rugby pitches will be be put on the common.
     
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    and all the trees will have to be be chopped down on Cannock Chase.
     
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    I've heard that if we do leave the EU, that they're going to replace all UK supermarkets with Borrisons.
     
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