Boris Johnson's Funeral

[Tilly]

Would you go?

Some people went to Thatcher's funeral, just to be sure

Princess Diana's funeral sent the nation into a wailing mess of millionaire florists

Did you go?

I don't remember Ted Heath's funeral, just that he once went to Penkridge

Boris Johnson's retirement do


Would you go?

Just for the buffet?

Would you go, just to be sure

Would you sign his card, but not put in?

That seems appropriate

Doesn't it







Carriage clock
The money

 

[Withnail]

BoZo has one core belief.

One day, BoZo should be Prime Minister.

That is it.

Done - you have been.

 

[Tilly]

BoZo has one core belief.

One day, BoZo should be Prime Minister.

That is it.

Done - you have been.

'King of the World'

 

[BobClay]

"Made it Ma !! Top of the World." (Note no collar and tie … )

 

[basil]

Is it before the clocks go back ?......

 

[BobClay]

We could put the clocks back near the end of his funeral !! ... That way we'd get to enjoy another hour of it.