Carlsberg don't do pubs but if they did...

TENSHON

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What would the perfect bar or pub have? Any suggestions, not matter how bizarre, are welcomed on the forum.
 

db

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a huge free buffet that is constantly refreshed.. and it better have pineapple & cheese chunks on sticks, dagnammit!
 

jimbob23

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No worryingly cheerful man (possibly on drugs) trying to wash your hands for you, spray you with Old Spice or give you lollipops and expecting payment.
 

jimbob23

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Yeah, video games, DVDs etc.

Little sound booths at the seating areas, so every group of people can listen to different music.
 

TENSHON

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BBC said:
beer mats. lots of varieties
this is interesting. you don't see many beer mats anymore. not only do they make great frisbies but they also keep tables free from spilt beer...
 

jimbob23

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Plastic ashtrays with "Skol" on them.

A bear in a pork pie hat who we can follow round doing a half-dance, half-walk.
 

cookie_monster

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TENSHON said:
BBC said:
beer mats. lots of varieties
this is interesting. you don't see many beer mats anymore. not only do they make great frisbies but they also keep tables free from spilt beer...
we ALWAYS have beer mats in the pub i work at.

(and loo roll :D)


a wide selection of bar snacks....must include the following:

scampi fries
proper scratchings (you know what i mean, the ones where you occasionally find a pig hair)
bacon wheat crunchies
salt n vinegar flavour nuts (we dont have them at mine- :grr:)


x
 

MISS T

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TENSHON said:
BBC said:
beer mats. lots of varieties
this is interesting. you don't see many beer mats anymore. not only do they make great frisbies but they also keep tables free from spilt beer...
You've clearly not seen my Dad's collection.2 suitcases full, been collecting for 45 years. Everyone of them has a story
 
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