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Carlsberg don't do pubs but if they did...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TENSHON, Oct 10, 2006.

  1. TENSHON

    TENSHON 4000th post? Whatever, I'm nonchalant..

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    What would the perfect bar or pub have? Any suggestions, not matter how bizarre, are welcomed on the forum.
     
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  3. rich upsetter

    rich upsetter Cuffy is the new skill

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    free beer. all the time.
     
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    db #chaplife

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    a huge free buffet that is constantly refreshed.. and it better have pineapple & cheese chunks on sticks, dagnammit!
     
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    Dancing monkeys.
     
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    No womans darts team
     
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    No worryingly cheerful man (possibly on drugs) trying to wash your hands for you, spray you with Old Spice or give you lollipops and expecting payment.
     
  8. BBC

    BBC You knows it

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    Sensible soccer on a big screen (amiga version obviously)

    :)
     
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    Yeah, video games, DVDs etc.

    Little sound booths at the seating areas, so every group of people can listen to different music.
     
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    Toilet paper.
     
  11. BBC

    BBC You knows it

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    beer mats. lots of varieties
     
  12. rich upsetter

    rich upsetter Cuffy is the new skill

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    meat bingo.
     
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    Pub quiz. Points mean pieses.
     
  14. TENSHON

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    this is interesting. you don't see many beer mats anymore. not only do they make great frisbies but they also keep tables free from spilt beer...
     
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    beer mats, toilet paper... you're a demanding lot.
     
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    rich upsetter Cuffy is the new skill

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    Plastic ashtrays with "Skol" on them.

    A bear in a pork pie hat who we can follow round doing a half-dance, half-walk.
     
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    A carpet that absorbs all fluids and doesn't stain.
     
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    A woman that absorbs all fluids and doesn't stain.
     
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    cookie_monster Well-Known Forumite

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    we ALWAYS have beer mats in the pub i work at.

    (and loo roll :D)


    a wide selection of bar snacks....must include the following:

    scampi fries
    proper scratchings (you know what i mean, the ones where you occasionally find a pig hair)
    bacon wheat crunchies
    salt n vinegar flavour nuts (we dont have them at mine- :grr:)


    x
     
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    You've clearly not seen my Dad's collection.2 suitcases full, been collecting for 45 years. Everyone of them has a story
     

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