Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[cookie_monster]

Don't do it, CM! Don't be tempted by the dark side.

im afraid at this time of day, my force is weak....i cant make any promises!


x

 

[jimbob23]

i think the line up was better last year

I think I'm going to banish you to the bedroom if you want to watch that shit tonight, cold or no cold.

Until they get Joe Diffie on there I'm not going anywhere near it.

 

[MISS T]

Can we begin the BRING GREEN WING BACK CAMPAIGN (and bring Mac back from the dead maybe in a shower scene, I know it's been done before but I think we need Mac in a shower!)

 

[db]

man, the the thought of dirty in his speedos, reading by the poolside gives me wood.

you're only human.. i like to wait until the boys come out, then i grease myself up, real slow and sexy like, with factor 2 oil

I reckon you will change your mind when it comes Donny. I missed it last night but apparently he was hammered as he normally is. I dunno how is gonna survive without all the extra 'substances' he consumes. The guy is a legend, believe.

i don't think it's gonna happen, splew.. i actually had to turn over last night because that donny idiot made me cringe so badly.. he's so fake it's embarrassing - he would say something, then backtrack and repeat himself verbatim but with added expletives, like he'd "forgotten" to be in character first time round

so far, he is the biggest tool in the house imo, and i hope he dies..

 

[rich upsetter]

i literally coulnt watch it. i was trying my best so i could have may say on the forum. you can tell in davinas eyes she thinks its shit. i managed about 10 minutes. if they were showing more of dirk benedict then it may be just watchable. i dont even know who most of them are, neither, do i give a fig.

 

[MISS T]

I know what you mean, I'm a reality TV whore. But this is, even by BB standards desperate and too much to bear. The 'big' names like Dirk and Jermaine don't have the weight to pull in the viewers cos they ain't going to do owt to entertain us, they're to damn old.

 

[rich upsetter]

dunno if its that they are too old, it just that any 'normal' person isnt going to be entertaining in a hissy fit/exaggerated ego/breakdown manner that makes for such 'great' TV.

that and the americans must wonder what the hell they have let themselves in for, and who the other no mark celebs are.

 

[MISS T]

Quite.

 

[victoriab]

Can we begin the BRING GREEN WING BACK CAMPAIGN (and bring Mac back from the dead maybe in a shower scene, I know it's been done before but I think we need Mac in a shower!)

Hell yes. I love the Green Wing, and I've never been so in love with someone on tv as I am with Mac. He rides a Ducati in real life too.

 

[MISS T]

Can we begin the BRING GREEN WING BACK CAMPAIGN (and bring Mac back from the dead maybe in a shower scene, I know it's been done before but I think we need Mac in a shower!)

Hell yes. I love the Green Wing, and I've never been so in love with someone on tv as I am with Mac. He rides a Ducati in real life too.

Stop it.

 

[MISS T]

dunno if its that they are too old, it just that any 'normal' person isnt going to be entertaining in a hissy fit/exaggerated ego/breakdown manner that makes for such 'great' TV.

that and the americans must wonder what the hell they have let themselves in for, and who the other no mark celebs are.

Yeah but no but, well anyway Donny was so wild, he's legged it over the fence and won't be returning. Money well spent?

 

[rich upsetter]

whys he so hunky? i thought the women fancied him as it was artistic licence, for comedic value. i think hes got a bit of a baggy face. i can sometimes see why women fancy some blokes, but i canny see that mon.

 

[victoriab]

Mac? He is hunky because his character is really intelligent and cool and I like his hair. He's all manly like!

 

[MISS T]

Mac? He is hunky because his character is really intelligent and cool and I like his hair. He's all manly like!

Like a lion, grrrr.

 

[TENSHON]

i'm confident celebrity big brother will be taken off the air before the current series concludes. channel 4 ditched The Word when people realized Terry Christian was a total knob so why can't they do the same with this bollocks. for those of you that had the good fortune to avoid this evening's screening you missed jade 'kebab' goody (whilst doing that bit where all the 'celebrities' explain to each other who they are, proclaim: 'I'm the 25th most inluflenshal person in the world'. if that is truly the case, which she seemed pretty confident was true, then for the sake of humanity we should administer a mass cull of every goody follower in britain. that or pack them off to Oz. (perhaps gone2seed can go with them to supervise).

 

[BBC]

Donny over the wall = BBC no watch anymore

Is Jade Goody's mum a real human being or is she some kind of made up weird 'thing' for reality tv?!?

 

[jimbob23]

jade 'kebab' goody (whilst doing that bit where all the 'celebrities' explain to each other who they are, proclaim: 'I'm the 25th most inluflenshal person in the world'. if that is truly the case, which she seemed pretty confident was true, then for the sake of humanity we should administer a mass cull of every goody follower in britain.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it were true, and, call me a fascist, but we could indeed with culling a few (million) of the idiots who are turning our culture into some sort of pantomime with a cast of farking idiots.

"This is the news: Jade Goody's gone into the Big Brother House, 'Ugly Betty' has started on Channel 4, Steve Jones (that's it, just Steve Jones), Kate Moss has shovelled some toot up her schnozz (again), that Doherty twat has helped Kate Moss shovel some toot up her scnozz, some lank haired tit with a whiny voice (take your pick) has realeased a record identical to the one released by some other lank haired tit. Finally, in 'other news', some bloke called Saddam Hussein has been hanged for crimes against humanity. Hoho, well, whatever next?"

I am genuinely scared about what the future holds.

 

[BBC]

but we could indeed with culling a few (million) of the idiots who are turning our culture into some sort of pantomime with a cast of farking idiots.

What are you, some kind of fascist??

Seriously though i have been advocating a chav cull for a while now. Maybe we should start a political movement!?

 

[victoriab]

The problem is self perpetuating because stupid people tend to mate with stupid people because of course they do not know better. They then have many many children with many partners, while investing little time and energy into each child (much in the way that fish do, in the hope that one of them survives comfortably enough to carry on the family name - probability suggests a large number will end up in jail and therefore having lots of babies will increase the chances of one them making it in the world - clever innit!). And so the trend continues. These people will be reproducing at a faster rate than those who have one or two children and invest a lot of time and energy in each. The world is doomed.

 

[TENSHON]

mmm, interesting point. perhaps a mass cull is the way forward. i suppose they'd need to be some sort of test to see who qualifies for termination.

CHAV TEST
Do you buy your food from Iceland?
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Are you into 'R & B'?
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?