For Sale container

[John Marwood]

Im going to hire a container n shiftgoods into uk from china

Just not sure what

Suggestionsplease

One condition: the container must be full ( size about equal to 75 sofas)

 

[gdavies]

sorry if i mis read this are you looking for ideas to put in the container of that size or are you looking for containers of that size to be ready filled, so if that sounds a tad empty of a reply just thought i would ask

 

[Withnail]

Illegally logged Madagascan rosewood furniture?

If you can't beat scum, join scum.

 

[stoofer34]

I've only got one sofa

S

 

[age'd parent]

75 sofa's = 150 illegal immigrants?

 

[Gramaisc]

Their H-bombs are fairly cheap, I would imagine, and there's probably a ready market..

 

[tek-monkey]

Will you be hit for import duty?

 

[Gramaisc]

Will you be hit for import duty?

Mmm, dunno. I would argue for 5% VAT, rather than 20%, as it is essentially a fuel item...

 

[John Marwood]

Word reaches me that Sainsbury are flogging mobile telephones for ten english pounds

Shipped by container from China

Not sure if this is a bargain or not but for pay as you go it seems well ' contained'

 

[John Marwood]

sorry if i mis read this are you looking for ideas to put in the container of that size or are you looking for containers of that size to be ready filled, so if that sounds a tad empty of a reply just thought i would ask

Yes sir

Ideas it is

Pile em high
But what..

 

[Withnail]

I refer the right honourable gentleman to the answer i gave some moments ago - China is chock full of rosewood furniture, look - this bed

alone is being marketed for 1 million dollars.

 

[John Marwood]

Im a treehuggernot a treechugger

 

[Withnail]

Fair dos - just thought seeing as its already been butchered and all.

Paperwork may have been problematical - though i understand some of it has gone to Germany.

 

[John Marwood]

Maybe itanna

Maybe itsafake

Maybe thispublicitycreatesamarket

Maybe theplanetisdyingcozofthispost

Maybe

 

[Alan B'Stard]

Might make a few quid from these, holes may be required though.

 

[Withnail]

Maybe itanna

Maybe itsafake

Maybe thispublicitycreatesamarket

Maybe theplanetisdyingcozofthispost

Maybe

Count yourself lucky - i was considering advising you to invest in Madagascar Oil when they floated on AIM. See how tits up that went.

 

[John Marwood]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9qfJk-swHJnrQpgOEXtkYuJkkelrZep1Wz59vJ57V1lOEGCTy

Might make a few quid from these, holes may be required though.

Deodarant?... hmmmm

 

[Glam]

I refer the right honourable gentleman to the answer i gave some moments ago - China is chock full of rosewood furniture, look - this bed
http://www.treehugger.com/20101026-chinese-rosewood-bed.jpg
alone is being marketed for 1 million dollars.

That bed looks wider than my house!
Do better in the park as a new bandstand,bit bigger than the one we have! x

 

[Withnail]

]

Might make a few quid from these, holes may be required though.

Deodarant?... hmmmm

Consulting with my man in Shanghai, Mr Grigson has a point - street-side noodle vendors could make a mint.

Cheap 'n' good food should be right up your street, n'ést pas?

Just make sure you follow his advice with the holes, what?

 

[John Marwood]

24,000 jonny sevens

8,000 chopper bikes

130,000 htc hd desires

1 fold down ann hathaways cottage

Tricky decisions