Death by a Thousand Cuts

Tilly

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Stafford

You voted Conservative and you voted Leave

We have a selection of half price mirrors on sale - especial price, especial measures

Come and take a look around

Wag a finger , have a rant, discover who's to blame

Must never end soon
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
Gawd elp us !!! :eek:

BlowJobandTrump.jpg
 

Tilly

Well-Known Forumite
Ahh yes

Let's make a joke about everything

Gutters

Walking in front of Express trains

Morbid Obesity

The Dumb Public

The Doomed Private

The Dimmed hope

Chip fat

Cheap tyres

County Lines

He's got no teeth

She's a bit hefty

Where's the police
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Let's make a joke about everything...

Let's make Dominic Raab Foreign Secretary - wait, even better, let's make Gavin Williamson Secretary of State for Education! Because that will be funny, a haha a hahaha, no wait, that would be the exact opposite of funny.

Oh shit...
 

BobClay

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Reminds me of an old joke:

"When the ship's sinking, you shouldn't mention it to the passengers, it might cause a panic.
Of course when the sea level reaches their lower lips, they might figure it out for themselves."

And some on here should consider a standard joke from all three services:

"It's all a game. You might as well have a laugh."

:bum::buddy:
 
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