Distraction burglaries tonight

Status - Current

Warning of two white stocky males driving white BMW carrying map or plan knocking doors in Stafford area tonight attempting entries

Last seen Eccleshall Road area

Genuine tip off

 

Coppers aware?

 

No idea

Came from a local businessman

 

I'm in the area, and amazon recently delivered a hand axe that is still near the door....

 

Every home should have one

Brown paper wrapping

Just in case


( or a papermache one )

 

What other part of your anatomy would you use to wield an axe?

 

Everywhere I go, my chopper goes with me.

 

That's a fine chopper you have there Mr Marwood exclaimed Lavinia.

 

With delight.

 

Is there any particular reason that this thread should find itself in the Children & Family (Help and advice for families or anyone with children in and around Stafford. Or anywhere, for that matter!) sub-forum?

That i may have missed?

 

Me no understandy

 

IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON THAT THIS THREAD SHOULD BE POSTED IN THE CHILDREN & FAMILY SUB_FORUM?

Are distraction burglaries a particular threat to people with children, families, that sort of thing, for example?

 

4 teas?

Coming right up

 

I thought if i shouted it might break through the language barrier.