erm, being a bit thick, but...

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
...whats with the new stafford points?

how do i earn these accolades, and more imprtantly, how did rich upsetter manage to get into debt with them?

if anyone can explain, id be very grateful, im assuming its some new fangled thing that got launched in my absence last week.

cheers,


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rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
wor dup cookie. check this thread, which explains it. also why some jokers antics have meant they have penalised me. feel free to 'skill' me! :up:

http://www.staffordforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=5119#p5119
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
Hey Cookie! House move go ok? I shall be giving you a nice, shiny skill point for that email you sent to me earlier. I'm not usually into those 'Send this to ten of yer mates' things, but this one had a sentence at the bottom which made me chuckle!

Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

:rofl:
 

cookie_monster

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wooohoo! my first point :dance:

unfortunately, i am forever in debt to mrs louby lou for that one....so i sent it to everyone who i thought would like- it shows what good taste we all have ;)

well the move- hmmmm, was okish- i can laugh about it now, but at the time think hysterical bawling and copious amounts of swearing.

1:30 picked up keys

2:00 met man with a van and packed the van up

3:00 finished unpacking and settled in to survey my new abode and have a well deserved cig

4:00 put heating on and proceeded to unpack the kitchen

5:00 thought 'why can i hear the shower?' and pelted up the stairs to find the spare room covered in water and the radiator pissing water everywhere.....got towels and tried to mop up and move ALL the boxes i had put in there because i wasnt decorating it (:angry:)

then for the next half hour frantically running round the house on the phone trying to turn of the water, boiler, calll a plumber, phone work to tell them i was likely to be late and generally swear a lot.......

5:30 heard an ominous sploosh noise coming from the dining room

5:30:02 saw water pissing out of the light fitting in the dining room, collecting in the lamp shade and periodically tipping out all over the floor.

6:10 plumber arrives...very nice chap, very helpful

7:40 plumber departs, radiator removed and in back garden, pipes sealed off, radiators bled, and me 180 quid lighter (had to charge for 2 hours!!!!!)

8:30 get to work

11:30 decide the only way to cope with the whole situation is to go round to a mates and get thoroughly spannered

7:45 get first tram home from mates house (avec company ;) )

12:00 wake up and think 'feck this' and go back to sleep (quite literally)

15:00 get phone call from mate 'are you decorating today?'....'urm, no, i cant be arsed, but im a bit busy at the mo'

17.30 decide i really have to get out of bed coz i need to go to work again, and should really say goodbye to the unexpected company (who served more of a purpose than they could ever imagine ;) )

so, that was my 1st 24hrs in my new house- denial, dampness, expense and tears.

i thought things were gonna get better until the damp course men turned up last thursday to treat the timbers in the cellar and discovered i have a veritable stream running through it!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lorks:

so the fishing permit is gonna be sent off today to see if i cant earn a few pennies to pay for a new radiator! :master:


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db

#chaplife
rich upsetter said:
feel free to 'skill' me! :up:
rated cuffy for blatantly point-begging :teef:

only joking - i wouldn't want to upset you now you've only just clawed your way back to zero ;)
 

db

#chaplife
cookie_monster said:
jesus wept cookie - you poor cow! glad you at least found time to be on the business end of a seeing-to :v:

Andreas Rex said:
cookie_monster said:
avec company, who served more of a purpose than they could ever imagine
cookie_monster said:
denial, dampness, expense and tears
Are these connected? Will you be seeing him again??
:rofl: brilliant..
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
Andreas Rex said:
cookie_monster said:
avec company, who served more of a purpose than they could ever imagine
cookie_monster said:
denial, dampness, expense and tears
Are these connected? Will you be seeing him again??
lol, dunno, will probably run into him again at some point.

they were all to do with the house...although there was a bit of dampness in other places :P


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cookie_monster

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dirtybobby said:
cookie_monster said:
jesus wept cookie - you poor cow! glad you at least found time to be on the business end of a seeing-to :v:
yes, i was quite impressed with that too, especially after the shitey start to my evening.

actually, i think youve met him- manchester ben?


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db

#chaplife
cookie_monster said:
actually, i think youve met him- manchester ben?
thank god for that - i assumed the chap in question was scouse lol..

yeah, i've met ben.. really annoying manc accent? quality chap, though.. all round good egg..
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
dirtybobby said:
thank god for that - i assumed the chap in question was scouse lol..

yeah, i've met ben.. really annoying manc accent? quality chap, though.. all round good egg..
lol, although i did meet ben at el scousers. i didnt think his accent was that bad, mind you, ill be honest, i wasnt thinking about that. :)

me and the scouser are cool, we're just mates and thats all good. hes coming round for tea tonight to help me make up some furniture. well, thats what i told him...really i just want him to carry the big boxes upstairs for me and then lend me his drill.

i suspect ill get more done and safer without him being there! lol


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Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
cookie_monster said:
i suppose now would be a bad time to say that i need his help to make up my bed frame coz im too much of a weakling to do it on my own
this is almost too easy! help with erections etc..
 

BBC

You knows it
Can someone rename this the 'carry on' thread!?

Well done on the move Cookie. Glad it went swimmingly and that you have 'settled in' so quickly!

;)
 
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