Father Christmas

[Bob]

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[Jonah]

Continued employment into the new year doesn't look hopeful.

 

[Glam]

I could do that, wouldn't need any padding.......................

 

[Gramaisc]

...?

 

[Withnail]

I've been Father Christmas twice.

The first time went a little bit like this -

- the second time was surprisingly (or perhaps not so surprisingly) arduous.

I only had to do it for one day - it is not something i would rush to do again.

 

[staffordjas]

Once had to explain to son why Father Christmas ,who he had just seen in the Co-op Grotto , had magically reached Superdrug before us on our walk home and now standing on the corner smoking a fag .

 

[United57]

I was press ganged in to being Father Xmas at an inner city primary school. A woman plonked her little angel (obese at birth) on my knee to take a photo. There was a squelch and crap oozed out of the little darlings nappy.