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Give us a joke... go on it might be funny :)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BBC, Oct 3, 2006.

  1. Gramaisc

    Gramaisc Forum O. G.

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    Get a life, boy.
     
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    Boris Johnson gets lost, whilst travelling in a hot air balloon. After hours wandering aimlessly, he spots a man below him: "Excuse me. Can you tell me where we are? I seem to have lost my way and I promised to meet some friends for dinner."
    "You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.
    "You must be a Scientist."
    "I am. How did you know?"
    "Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help."
    "You must be a Tory."
    "Yes. How did you know?"
    "You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
     
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    All this talk of cottage pies has reminded me of, I think, Bob Monkhouse, who said something like:-

    "My mother's cottage pie was absolutely authentic - you could actually taste the wallpaper."
     
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    The Queen bought Prince Philip a Fox Fur hat for the cold weather...
    couple of months later he said to the Queen "here liz i've been invited to a shoot for the weekend near Barnsley"
    the Queen said "wear the fox hat phil"...
    Phil said " near Bolton i think
     

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