Only ever been up Kinder Scout the once, on an abortive Pennine Way expedition (aborted @ Horton (Hears a Hoo-ever put a railway station here, gawd bless ya) -in - Ribblesdale)
Attorney and i went up Jacob's Ladder - to the Moon.
In all my days i have genuinely never seen anything like it - blanket fog washed all colour away, not that there's much colour up there on a good day, i'm led to believe. Visibility was down to four, five? foot or so - disorientated just a bit (lot). For a while it was almost enjoyable -
Giant Steps Are What You Take, until the disorientation kicked in. 'Where the f**k are we' was the refrain of the day, as the weather took a mighty turn for the worse; rain belted in at us horizontally - so much so that my abiding memory (apart from being on the periphery of real fear) of the day was being soaked to the bone on my frontage, whilst being dry as you like behind. We hunkered down in a depression, feeling quite depressed, waiting for an improvement in conditions. None came, we pressed on.
Drop down and you have the dubious delight of Bleaklow, a place on earth more befitting of its given name i have yet to find - it was bleak, and i was feeling low. Numerous, interminable blind-alley sorties later and we were finally free. Nothing stood between us and the imagined delights of Crowden Youth Hostel. Except the Youth Hostel was closed and we had to spend the night in an entirely inadequate tent (my fault).
On the upside - that very evening we were listening to the radio and heard the sketch that Gramaisc posted earlier (Goodness Gracious Me), that warmed the cockles of our hearts, at the same time that the camp-site we were forced to stay at warmed our kit in the best warming room i have to this day had the pleasure of utilising.
Another abiding memory of a memorable, if sadly uncompleted expedition, was a phone call to my Ma. Watching the weather forecast for where we were, as she was, she asked;
"I hope it's not
too awful?"
I love that - the explicit knowledge that 'I know it is
at least in some part awful, i just hope that it isn't
too awful'.
My Attorney and i made up for our failure with an extraordinary triumph later...