Holy Moly Rules of Modern Life

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#chaplife
· Burlesque is a polite way of describing stripping by fat student girls.

· No matter how funny something might be it will always be funnier when it happens to a fat person.

· Soft-porn is the most hated thing in existence as both people who like porn and those that hate porn all hate soft-porn.

· No matter how many times you try and deny it, when watching an episode of Corrie you still wouldn't mind seeing Liz McDonald's tits. Go on, admit it.

· When you live in a rural area of France where the average wage is £2 per week, don't buy a Porsche. The locals won't take to you.

· When waiting at traffic lights to cross the road you should press the button over and over. This fools the traffic light into thinking that there are more people wating and the green man will appear faster. FACT.

· No news story that includes the phrase "..and then he turned the gun on himself" will have a happy ending.

· You know you genuinely love someone if you can still shag them after hearing their plops in the toilet.

· The happier someone's myspace page is, the more likely they cry themselves to sleep at night.


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MISS T

Forum user & abuser
· No matter how many times you try and deny it, when watching an episode of Corrie you still wouldn't mind seeing Liz McDonald's tits. Go on, admit it.

WHAT???? They're a national disgrace, at best.
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
cookie_monster said:
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ps. keep youre eyes peeled for moi in the gallery!
you wot? give us a clue!


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db

#chaplife
lol you got her in one, rich! :teef:

and you wonder why people think you're a bean flicker ;)
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
dirtybobby said:
lol you got her in one, rich! :teef:

and you wonder why people think you're a bean flicker ;)
and to think ive called you my friend for all these years! :meh::ohno:

you can seriously go off people you know.


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gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
cookie_monster said:
dirtybobby said:
· Burlesque is a polite way of describing stripping by fat student girls.
bizwollocks!


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ps. keep youre eyes peeled for moi in the gallery!
Jeez Cookie take away the Tattoos, the 4 stone of blubber, the hair, the mourning garb and the piercings and ... you still look nothing like your mum!
 

db

#chaplife
cookie_monster said:
dirtybobby said:
lol you got her in one, rich! :teef:

and you wonder why people think you're a bean flicker ;)
and to think ive called you my friend for all these years! :meh::ohno:

you can seriously go off people you know.
behave, love! you know i'm only joking lol..

anyway, i spotted the real you on that link you posted :P
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
gon2seed said:
Jeez Cookie take away the Tattoos, the 4 stone of blubber, the hair, the mourning garb and the piercings and ... you still look nothing like your mum!
tis true im afraid, much to my mums relief! :)

dirtybobby said:
anyway, i spotted the real you on that link you posted :P
i should think so....second most viewed pic on the page- i thank you! :rich:

off to watch the strippers again this weekend, now all ive got to do is plan my outfit.


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