How the U.S. can beat England: Make Rooney swear

[Withnail]

Well we're f***ed then!

 

[Gramaisc]

Nenda kajitombe.

 

[Mr X]

I was about to make a comment about how insulting Gramaisc's post was but then I realised what he said is clearly very uncommon.

Have a look for yourselves...

 

[Withnail]

Nenda kajitombe.

Pardon me
For the we.

 

[stoofer34]

Whats all this Vuvuzela?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o&feature=related

Does my head in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S

 

[Gramaisc]

They have them in Lidl - Marston Road next season?..

 

[tek-monkey]

Or they could just play really average footy and get a draw....

 

[Withnail]

...against a really average England team.

 

[Gramaisc]

Are England allowed to play a Scottish Goalkeeper?..

 

[Withnail]

Yes.

Much in the same way that Ireland are allowed to play English defenders, midfielders and strikers.

 

[Gramaisc]

Yes.

Much in the same way that Ireland are allowed to play English defenders, midfielders and strikers.

Surely not. Are you saying that Ireland may be able to play someone that has never even been to Ireland? Next thing you'll be telling me that there are no Aborigines in the 'Australian' team...

 

[Withnail]

Full match report in Lego

 

[Withnail]

Surely not. Are you saying that Ireland may be able to play someone that has never even been to Ireland? Next thing you'll be telling me that there are no Aborigines in the 'Australian' team...

I can't bear to be the one to break it to you but...

It's all relative.

 

[Gramaisc]

Surely not. Are you saying that Ireland may be able to play someone that has never even been to Ireland? Next thing you'll be telling me that there are no Aborigines in the 'Australian' team...

I can't bear to be the one to break it to you but...

It's all relative.

Are you saying that some of the 'Australian' team may actually be related to Aborigines?..

 

[tek-monkey]

Full match report in Lego

Thats ace

 

[Mr X]

Full match report in Lego

Thats ace

I agree - there's a link from that video to a non-UK website where there are more matches too.

They missed out the ITV HD cock-up too so you actually get to see the England goal!

 

[Trumpet]

Latest tactic:
England strikers told "if you haven't scored by half time your wife has to go on a date with John Terry"

 

[zakkwylde87]

Latest tactic:
England strikers told "if you haven't scored by half time your wife has to go on a date with John Terry"

Haha. I wish he'd of slept with Rob Green's Mrs...!

 

[Trumpet]

A fumble in the 'goal' area perhaps?

 

[basil]

It was reported that he literally exploded in the box.......